Q2 2017 Quarterly Report on Melania's Anti-CyberBullying Opiod Epidemic Task Force. Much progress!

[Miles Archer]

1). Many people are saying that the number of opiod addiction cases has dropped by a dramatic percentage, some saying by as much as 98%, others citing only one remaining opiod addict in the United States, a Mr. Harvey Kincaid of Elko, Nevada. The task force is working diligently to find the best, most beautiful treatment they can for Mr. Kincaid.

2). While the news won't report it, many have observed that CyberBullying instances in Social Media platforms such as Twitter and Facebook, as well as Internet chat rooms, have almost vanished entirely. There are still a few rogue individuals who take to Twitter on a daily basis, hurling insults and accusations and giving others derogatory nicknames, even going so far as to encourage safe haven for nazis, the KKK, and white supremacist groups, but these individuals are being sent letters by the first lady encouraging them to be kinder and more gentle in their online activities. The first lady has signed both non-disclosure and prenuptial agreements which prevent her from revealing the exact content and nature of the letters being sent.

3). Because of the remarkable progress made by the Melania Trump Anti-CyberBullying Opiod Epidemic Task Force in Q2 2017, its members will be on sabbatical for Q3, enjoying time with their families while constantly brainstorming new and empowering ways to combat CyberBullying and Opiod Addiction in Q4.

[treestar]

1. lol America is great again!

[jmowreader]

2. I am aware that championship sports teams visit the White House and present gifts

From the look on Melania's face, Trump better hope and pray the World Series champions don't give him a baseball bat.

[Warren DeMontague]

3. We had minutes printed out for the first meeting

but Chris Christie ate them