"Were not going to f--k you, you Nazi losers."

[DemocratSinceBirth]

The neo-Nazi website, The Daily Stormer was publishing live updates from the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia last night.

At 8:29 p.m., they updated with this post:

To those of you in Charlottesville, go out and enjoy yourselves.

If you’re at a bar in a group, random girls will want to have sex with you. Because you’re the bad boys. The ultimate enemy of the state. Every girl on the planet wants your dick now.

I think I speak for all women when I say: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

We are never going to fuck you khaki-and-New-Balance wearing Cheeto-breathed ogres with bad haircuts and worse facial hair who think white men have it harder than anyone else right now and think the only people who understand them are the YouTube gamers who think saying “faggot” is edgy, and brave.

If you’re a 20-year-old pretending to be a Nazi, you’re not a bad boy; you’re a racist virgin so humiliated by his own sexual inadequacy and terrified at rejection that you’ll blame your feelings of weakness on some unseen Liberal Agenda.

https://babe.net/2017/08/13/were-not-going-to-fuck-you-you-nazi-losers-10463

[thbobby]

1. Seven Virgins for terrorists

Really reminds me of al qaeda promise of virgins for jihadists.

[SleeplessinSoCal]

31. totally the same appeal and methodology.

White Supremacists are following al Qaeda playbook.

[Warren DeMontague]

38. This is what they're doing at 20, imagine how lonely they'll be at 40.

[onetexan]

48. i thought it was 72?

Did the number of promised virgins for martyrs get lowered for these white ISIS?

[TNNurse]

2. I am pretty sure Stephen Miller is a virgin...

because ewww.

[leftstreet]

8. I can never speak to you again for even making me THINK of it

[TNNurse]

11. I could not help myself.

[Johnyawl]

14. It would be even worse to make you think of Steve Bannon that way!

[Heartstrings]

20. I just threw up a bit in my mouth at the thought

of either one of them touching me, or anyone I love.....not to mention trump.....bigly ewwwww......

[TNNurse]

21. I considered adding him, but I got a little queasy and could not type it.

Thanks for joining in.

[Johnyawl]

36. I had to wash my mind with bleach after typing that. lol

On a serious note, I still miss Molly so much.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Well, Maybe Not

He's creepy enough to have pulled a Cosby.

[Nevernose]

41. I suspect Nazi Furry

Which I learned a few minutes ago is a real thing in the real world, the one most of us live in.

I'm not one to kink shame, but Furries are already stretching my imagination. Nazi furries, though? There are no words.

[Hekate]

3. KnR. Well played

[FSogol]

4. LOL. n.t

[Squinch]

5. Like I always say: when you take to the streets chanting, "white power," what you are very

clearly telling everyone around you is, "I can't compete with women and people of color and I'm terrified about what a loser I am."

[smirkymonkey]

39. This, exactly!

[Oneironaut]

6. That's the most "neckbeard virgin" thing I've ever heard

All that's missing is a screed on how nice guys are all oppressed superheroes and a bro-science section on how women are biologically forced to love "alpha males."

[calimary]

7. Yep. That "MAGA" hat won't getcha into Heaven anymore...

Sung to the tune of John Prine's "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore."

I actually started singing along, substituting "MAGA hat" for the words "Flag Decal", and it WORKS! It fits! Rhythmically perfect!

[lunasun]

33. Thanks haven't listened to John Prine in a long time & yes it does work!!!

[TNNurse]

35. I sing that song to myself often.

[Raster]

9. Ding! Winnah!

First and foremost, the neo-Nazi alt-right movement is about racism. Second, it’s about sexual insecurity.

If you are unlucky enough to ever find yourself on the subreddit r/The_Donald, you’ll find something akin to a cesspool of racism and self-aggrandizement, people who feed off each other’s inside jokes to paint a clear picture: we are a group, and everyone else is the enemy, a thesis that’s justified no matter how paranoid the rationalizing becomes.

[calimary]

12. As I've long suspected. Everything boils down to being about dicks.

You simply do not see many women pulling this shit. It's mostly male. White male, but MALE. It's just one big giant dick contest. Whose is bigger? That's all trump's about, too. I'd bet on it. CRIMINY - he must have some kind of major-league complex! It's colossally far larger than he seems to want everyone to believe his dick is.

[flibbitygiblets]

10. My response to the nazi salute is the "tiny penis" hand gesture /nt

[DiverDave]

55. Lol

Lucky I didnt habe coffee in my mouth.
Gonna use it. And think of you.

[bucolic_frolic]

13. Trump just doesn't get it

what did he expect? Hug your local Nazi today?

[Iggo]

49. He thought he would be the boss.

He thought people would do whatever he told them to do.

He thought he was going to make all the rules.

And every time and I mean EVERY time he's reminded that it's not working out that way, he lashes out.

(I know that's not really answering your question. It's more just my take on Idiot Trump in general.)

[IronLionZion]

15. There are fewer nazi women

there are way too many of course, but significantly fewer women than men. I don't have the numbers but the photos from the rally show it. This sounds like a severely stupid way to try to get laid.

These guys will probably blame interracial dating and affirmative action for why women don't want them.

[bdamomma]

16. hey you guys

I was listening to Randi Rhodes yesterday, have you guys heard about this group or site called: I kind of searched it I felt icky and I left the site.

Millennial woes??? just do a google search it has interviews with Richard Spencer and how they feel so cheated.

[Texin]

24. Yeah, the whole despicable lot of them are nothing but man-babies.

And the biggest loser man-baby of all is their Dear Leader.

[Bengus81]

17. Sex SELLS to brain dead fuckers like these....

Look at the clown behind the MAGA guy,fat BEER gut and looks like a tin on chewin' tobacco. Walking death time bomb right there.

[Initech]

25. They love the idea of sex and being dominant.

Until it comes time to actually have sex, then they cower with their tail behind their legs.

[yuiyoshida]

18. So the new neo nazl uniform is the Donald Trump JC Penny line of Golf Sport's attire with Tiki torch

LAME

[packman]

22. Well, at least they aren't carrying golf clubs

but would that be Woodies if they were? They do have tiny little white balls though.

[Texin]

23. All evidence to the contrary.

These throwback troglodytes keep managing to reproduce so there're some equally cringe-worthy females willing to continue propagating this subhuman species. I swear, every time I thought about during the run-up to the election last year and since, I kept remembering - vividly, and with horror - that classic and wonderful X-Files episode called Home about a deformed family of male brothers (uncles?, nephews?) who kept their equally deformed and limbless mother under the bed and used her for copulating. The episode began with a couple of kids or a farmer playing in the dirt and unearthing the wretched corpse of a completely deformed baby, and one look at those guys left no doubt about its paternity.

[Willie Pep]

46. There are definitely white nationalist women.

The WN subculture has been around for a long time and there have always been women willing to date and marry guys in the movement. American History X is a good film that touches on this matter.

[Initech]

26. These assholes aren't Nazis. They're just creeps in MAGA hats.

[Ken Burch]

27. The line "we're not going to fuck you, Nazi losers!" SO needs to end up in a Dixie Chicks song.

n/t.

[L. Coyote]

52. Good one.

One reason these "men" are all out marching together is because they lack relationships with women.
One wonders how many of them are doing each other.

[Ken Burch]

57. I don't think it's a "prison" situation...

more likely, they "take care of business" while looking at a painting of Odin.

[L. Coyote]

58. More like "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Nazi of them all."

If the glove fits ....

[Ken Burch]

59. you must...(I really don't want to finish that phrase)

.

[ismnotwasm]

28. Some of the are connected with various MRA groups from what I'm hearing

Which totally figures

[quakerboy]

44. I assume that the venn diagram of those two groups

is very nearly just a circle.

[Orrex]

29. Now that is a righteous smack-down

[SleeplessinSoCal]

30. what would Jesus do?

[wyldwolf]

32. other than the fact I'm wearing New Balance and khakis right now...

... this was quite the take down. 5 STARS!

[TlalocW]

34. Oh, Shit... Are New Balance interfering with my game?

I know I'm not the best catch out there, so if that's true, I'd like to know. Some of us need all the help we can get.

TlalocW

[TheBlackAdder]

54. IRONY: New Balance is a Daily Stormer hoax to damage company after they were critical of Trump.

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The irony here is that the writer is against the Daily Stormer type folks, yet perpetuates a DS hoax to hurt New Balance.

http://www.snopes.com/2016/11/16/new-balance-targeted-by-white-supremacist-troll-hoax/

New Balance Targeted by White Supremacist Troll Hoax

New Balance became the target of a media hoaxing white supremacist site after an executive commented about trade policies and president-elect Donald Trump.

Controversial white supremacist web site Daily Stormer caused headaches for athletic brand New Balance with a 12 November 2016 article declaring their merchandise the “the official shoes of white people”
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Later on 15 November 2016, Daily Stormer published an incendiary follow-up post about the growing controversy it had manufactured, attributing horrifying (and clearly fabricated) quotes to LeBretton and suggesting that the brand secretly supported a racist agenda, and urged readers not to let “the lying Jewish media get you down.” While it was obvious Daily Stormer whipped up a controversy purely for the purpose of self-promotion, news reports inaccurately described the dispute as being over an endorsement of Trump and suggested New Balance was “distancing itself” from the blog’s commentary. However, nothing supported the idea that the brand endorsed Trump (or anyone else) and all signs pointed to a controversy created and maintained by a trolling web site.

This is not the first time Daily Stormer has played the press for publicity. In November 2015, the blog fabricated a spate of nationwide “White Students’ Unions” at universities which initially were reported as a legitimate trend. However, Andrew Anglin (author of the New Balance posts) openly promoted the hoax with a presumable goal of duping the media

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[Warren DeMontague]

37. Whereas, Chuck Taylors never go out of style.

The ankle and arch support sucks, tho.

[Docreed2003]

51. Try the Chuck 2.0's...

They have a gel insert with arch support. I still prefer the old school ones because I have flat feet and they're comfortable!

[Warren DeMontague]

56. I like the old ones better, too.

Although this last winter I had to switch to Timberlands for a couple months, otherwise I would have killed myself.

[PatrickforO]

42. The babe.net article says the nazis are wearing New Balance shoes.

I feel I must take exception to this. I wear New Balance shoes because my feet are 10.5 EEEE. That's really wide and really flat. What this means is that there are very, very few shoes I can even wear.

New Balance shoes fit that bill and I've worn them for years.

Please be cognizant of this kind of thing when writing these retorts to the nazis.

Because, you know, I'm going to keep wearing New Balance shoes, but that doesn't make me a nazi.

[zentrum]

43. Well done!

Now I understand the white polo shirt identifier of these creeps.

[Sucha NastyWoman]

50. But a white shirt with tan slacks?

Especially on a white skinned body. Where is the eye supposed to go?

Too many people of all sorts wear and love New Balance. Lets not let them claim those. But they can have the khakis and white polo shirts.

Who goes to a rally in slacks anyway?

[oasis]

45. Limp Dick Deplorables are the worst.

[rpannier]

47. I have no doubt that every girl on the planet wants it

So you have no chance of reproducing

[CousinIT]

53. THE ALT-RIGHT: RADICALIZED WHITE MEN ODD ON TOXIC TESTOSTERONE, AND ANGRY AT EVERYTHING.

http://www.sevenbowie.com/2017/08/the-alt-right-radicalized-white-men-odd-on-toxic-testosterone-and-angry-at-everything/