Trump announces world's scientists planning

[tavernier]

to extinguish the sun on August 21, and he is the only one who can stop them. MAGA followers fear the worst if Mueller attempts to intervene. This could explain the recent run on blankets at Ohio Walmart stores from citizens fearing the disappearance of the sun.

[fierywoman]

1. ten points!

[DetlefK]

2. Here's how they will do it:

[MFM008]

3. Excellent

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[thucythucy]

5. Another great line from the Simpsons

that sums up the right wing mindset:

"Let's burn down the observatory so this never happens again!"

[genxlib]

4. Well they already have the torches

So they have that going for them.

[procon]

6. He'll pose as if he's actually holding up the sun, then take credit for saving us.

Our fake hero!