'You're not supposed to sound like North Korea'
Jake Nevins
Thursday 10 August 2017 11.41 EDT
... "Apparently Trump improvised fire and fury because the paper he had in front of him was an opioid fact sheet," Colbert went on. "Trumps message of 'dont threaten us, we will rain down fire and fury', was so intimidating that North Korea immediately threatened a missile strike on the US territory of Guam. Look, North Korea: leave Guam out of this. Theyre a US territory, that means they dont participate in the US elections. They didnt vote for Trump, just like most Americans" ...
"When you respond to North Korea, youre not supposed to sound like North Korea," Meyers said ... "Obama didnt respond to Putins hacking by riding shirtless on horseback, even though everyone wouldve loved that" ...
"Steve has been out of public view lately," <Bee> said. "If I could suck my own cock Id probably never leave my bedroom either. Since I cant, I spend my time reading" ...
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/aug/10/trump-north-korea-colbert-meyers-bee