Worst improv scenarios so far
By Alexandra Petri
August 10 at 11:47 AM
If President Trump is doing improv, that explains why I have been stuck in a basement every night for weeks not laughing. It explains a lot of other things, honestly. What is more likely, that the president thinks Jared Kushner can succeed where hundreds of experienced diplomats have failed, or that a man from the audience shouted, “WHAT IF A BABY HAD TO FIX THE MIDDLE EAST” and the team went with it? ...
Here are a few other great improv scenarios and prompts that Trump has been sharing with us over the past 200 days ...
Everyone must work to pass an INVISIBLE BILL that will endanger a [cartoonishly large number] of lives by midnight! Added bonus: the president has no idea what the bill is, but he has to encourage people to pass it anyway ...
After every statement, the people around the president get to scramble to say what he should have said ...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2017/08/10/the-worst-improv-scenarios-from-trumps-presidency-so-far/?utm_term=.2121a4ff8869
