Come on! A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?

[Generic Other]

Is Donald Trump preparing to flee to Russia? How does that work anyway? Steal all the gold in Fort Knox, stash in one suitcase and sneak onto Air Force One with his moneygrubbing children Uday, Qusay, Evita and Baby Doc Duvalier? Is that going to be the end of this morality play about how easy it is to turn a great nation into a banana republic? I am on high alert for the next few weeks.

I see I am not the only one.
http://www.palmerreport.com/opinion/is-trump-preparing-to-flee-the-country/4218/

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. All the gold in Fort Knox wouldn't fit in a suitcase,

and a suitcase full of gold would be too heavy to carry. Trump isn't going anywhere, except maybe Leavenworth if we're lucky. And The Palmer Report is a notoriously unreliable source.

[Generic Other]

2. Are you so sure all the gold in Fort Knox wasn't pilfered?

Hmmmm?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. How, and by whom?

It's not that easy.

[longship]

4. Auric Fucking Goldfinger!

And you don't need to steal it, just nuke it.

[Generic Other]

5. Think metaphorically

Gold = money in the bank. Debt = money in the bank that we owe someone else. GOP = grifters and thieves.

Not all that glitters in Ft Knox belongs to us.