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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMy fantasy is for DT to get indicted on his golf course.
I picture him quickly shambling over to his golf cart and driving away, a bunch of FBI agents running alongside him until he makes it to the freeway. Then--hunched over the wheel, anus mouth puckered in grim determination--he leads about 20 cop cars on a 10-mile-per-hour "chase" that is covered by skycams on all the major television networks.
You KNOW it would play out this way.
Lindsay
(3,276 posts)even just too see it on SNL.
John Barcell
(25 posts)how fitting would that be? The perfect end for Narcissus, to meet his demise by the fruit of his loins, his first born son, the one he bestowed his very name itself to.
DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Welcome to DU.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)To a long career in reality TV.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)on Americas Funniest Videos. An even better ending would be the reason they finally caught him is because he went around a corner and his fat ass made the cart tip over.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)One difference, with his huge ass there is no way it could go that fast.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)is if he drives off a cliff or something.
KentuckyWoman
(6,692 posts)involves an accident with those big bertha golf clubs, a 5 gallon bucket of cool whip, and possibly an act of God.
longship
(40,416 posts)But you have the right idea about the Big Berthas and the acts of God.
Pile more on next time, huh?
lindysalsagal
(20,731 posts)When they know they have the votes to impeach, so that he'll resign. John Kelly will likely be the first gvmnt official 45 will tell. He'll bargain for the departure date/time and transportation, likely private helicopter.
The TV coverage will be one part Viet nam evac, one part papal conclave, one part OJ Simpson bronco chase.
longship
(40,416 posts)Nixon's letter was addressed to Kissinger, the SOS.
FSogol
(45,526 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)You know... Willy Nilly. (Which means "willingly or not willingly" .
SonofDonald
(2,050 posts)It being placed in the back seat of a car.
Without a hand on his head......