Trump is coming to West Virginia, and I need help!

[Staph]

I want to make the perfect protest sign. Okay, I want to make a decently memorable sign. So far, my only ideas are "Make America Great Again - Impeach Trump!", or print up the wonderful poster by the Nasty Women Get Shit Done group:




Ideas? Suggestions? Help!?!

[gratuitous]

1. "Don't You Have Some Work To Do?"

Tell this slacker's fans that he hasn't done nothing.

[Staph]

2. Oh, I like that!

Maybe prefaced with "Hey, Trumpy! Don't you have some real work to do?"

[lpbk2713]

3. Make a reference to the Grabber in Chief.

That's not just gross, it's illegal.

[underpants]

4. When is he going to be there ?

[Staph]

8. Thursday, August 3

at the Big Sandy Arena in Huntington, West Virginia. He is speaking at 7:00 pm, but we protesters will be there at 4:00, or earlier.

[MineralMan]

5. Truck Fump!

Really big, bold letters in two lines.

That's about all I can say that is quickly readable, but that requires a moment or two of thought.

Here's the yard sign version:
https://www.zazzle.com/truck_fump_yard_sign-256152222334288775

Many others are available, including t-shirts, stumper bickers and much more.

Disclaimer: That link is not to my Zazzle store, because I don't have a Zazzle store.

[Staph]

9. When I was a college student,

I had a shirt that said "Puck Fitt". I'm not sure I'm ballsy enough to proclaim that sort of thing these days.

That and I would like to get interviewed by local or national press. I'm pretty articulate, and I have the kind of face that reporters seem to be drawn to. At least, when they aren't in search of the stereotypical West Virginian of few teeth and double digit IQ.

Bitter? Me?

[Wellstone ruled]

6. Believe this is one of his Campaign Rallies.

Also a Fund Raiser for his Reelection Committee. Sure as hell will be a Anti Hillary rally or slam Obama,count on it.

BTW,this is his kick off for his 18 day vacation.

[Staph]

10. It's billed as a "rally",

but I suspect that it falls under the category of "campaign rally" for funding purposes.

Pence is expected to be there, too, so a sign that will hit both of them would be wonderful!

[Wellstone ruled]

13. Yes,rally,

funny how that will turn out to be.

[maveric]

7. My neighbor has a similar sign.

In a red part of San Diego proper.

[Sugar Smack]

11. Here's one I made:

"SAD" being the main word, and the Twitter bird poop" is made of caulking material and black acrylic paint.

[Staph]

14. I like that!

You are a lot more artistic than I am!

[Elwood P Dowd]

12. Watch out for Hitler's, I mean Trumpler's, storm troopers. (nt)

[Staph]

15. There is report of a gun-nut,

calling for all conservatives, bikers and Second Amendment types to come to Huntington:

Calling all armed conservatives, if we go then we go armed. Not for the rally but for the protesters. Let's give the protesters what they want. Those who ride, then do so and those who drive do so.

Bring everything you have or can bring.

We start with anyone blocking the streets then we clear the protesters once and for all, by any means necessary. Let's show them that this is not Commieforna (sic) and we deal with protesters faster.

The Secret Service has declined to comment on whether there is an investigation. Local law enforcement authorities have referred all inquiries to the Secret Service.


https://www.rawstory.com/2017/07/trump-loving-gun-nut-calls-on-armed-conservatives-to-shoot-protesters-at-west-virginia-rally/