I've had bowel movements that lasted longer than Scaramucci...

[First Speaker]

...it's now clear that the Mooch is going to be a laughing stock until the end of time. Just saying his name, is going to be enough to provoke howls of laughter as long as humanity endures upon this continent. Should we feel a little human sympathy for the poor man, because of this...?
...Naaaahhh...I don't think so...

[Ilsa]

1. I've had Scrabble games that lasted longer.

And Monopoly.

[Wounded Bear]

2. T.....M......I

[DK504]

3. LOL...

Thanks I was just eating...now I'm done.

[Kleveland]

4. The aroma was no doubt better! n/t

[Not Ruth]

5. He may be dead

Harvard says so, and they are pretty bright.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2017/07/31/scaramucci-erroneously-listed-dead-new-harvard-law-alumni-directory/bfWdEEhX7XF8fpRznHHMHN/story.html?s_campaign=bostonglobe%3Asocialflow%3Afacebook

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. Well, his career in politics certainly is! n/t

[underpants]

6. In my book still #2* to Donnie Jr's email tweet

That one still gets me.

* yeah I said number two