"I DON'T REMEMBER" If I gave this answer to my boss, parents, partner, ...

[BigmanPigman]

I would've been nailed even worse for obviously lying.

[Kber]

1. Yep

Another example the GOP using what most of us know to be a dishonest strategy, on account of most of us being raised better.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. If I gave that excuse to my parents, I was sent to my room and told to stay there

until I did remember. Too bad we can't do that to Sessions.

[csziggy]

3. The ONLY time my parents accepted that as an excuse

Was when I had been knocked out for forty five minutes and had a concussion. Otherwise as a sane, healthy and reasonably intelligent person I was expected to remember ordinary interactions.

[NightWatcher]

4. "I don't recall" A lie, unless you have proof

[Lucky Luciano]

5. Haha charade you are!