Play the new "Trump History" game

[ck4829]

All you need is some people and a sense of humor.

The rules:
Name an event, invention, or other thing in history
Incorrectly, but humorously, associate the event with a wrong person, misplaced place and time, purpose of the event, etc.
Bonus points if Trump himself is figured in there somewhere
The person who names the event gives a point to the funniest answer

Example: Birth of Jesus
Mary and Joseph actually preferred the manger to Trump Tower, they also needed a place to bury Obama's real birth certificate.

[rurallib]

1. you ought to post this in the lounge also

think there are many over there that would enjoy this

[ck4829]

4. Thanks, I will

[kairos12]

2. Drumpt was actually the Captain of the Titanic where he commandeered

a lifeboat for himself and his golf clubs, and claimed the sinking was fake news. When confronted with the bodies, he said who cares they were immigrants anyway.

[rurallib]

3. Trump noted that the Revolutionary War could have been avoided

He noted that magnificent general Benedict Arnold was in a unique position to negotiate a settlement that would be amenable to both sides.
Trump said he felt he might be in a similar position to do so with Russia.

[Solly Mack]

5. Betsy Ross sewed the first Trump flag and designed the MAGA hats.

While making her own thread she pricked her finger on her spindle and fell into a deep sleep. After many years of slumber, Robert the Bruce flew in on his Firebolt and grabbed Betsy by her voluminous white bloomers, causing her to wake with a start and shout, "You shall not pass!".

Using her homespun thread, Betsy Ross quickly trussed up Robert the Bruce like a turkey and shipped him to Plymouth Colony, where the Pilgrims, who came over on the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, celebrated the Spring Equinox by roasting the turkey haggis and singing "La Marseillaise".

Over the course of the celebration, General Cornwallis hid his army inside a large wooden horse. Hoping for a surprise attack on the revelers, Cornwallis got the surprise instead, when Paul Revere jumped upon the wooden horse and rode it all the way to the Alamo, forcing Ernesto "Che" Guevara to hop on his motorcycle and rail against the Orange Revolution - an epic struggle of the triumphs of spray tans over pancake makeup. The event being a major influence in Donald J. Trump's formative years.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow later immortalized the event with his famous poem, "Paul Revere Rides a Wooden Horse and sees an Oompa-Loompa wearing a MAGA hat."

[ck4829]

6. Ha

[Solly Mack]

7. You weren't there!

[Flaleftist]

8. Thanks to Andrew Carnegie inventing oil during WW2

we were able to win. I would have been able to make a deal with Germany, though. And that would have saved many American lives. - Donald Trump