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Archae

(46,378 posts)
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 06:47 PM Apr 2017

I'd say Alex Jones is having a total breakdown.

Maybe he used to be just doing an act for the rubes, but now...

Alex Jones Says He ‘Had Over 150 Women’ By The Time He Turned 16

By Kyle Mantyla | April 24, 2017 3:46 pm

Over the weekend, Alex Jones posted a video on his Infowars website in which he claimed that, by his “conservative” estimate, he already “had over 150 women” by the time he turned 16.

Jones was laying out his theory that most people today are nothing more than children until they reach the age of 40 … unlike himself, who achieved full manhood by the time he was 16 years old.

“You’re supposed to have children in every culture, biologically, by 16,” Jones claimed. “If you’re not having them by 16, there’s something wrong with you. Oh, but see, there’s college—the priesthood you’ve got to get into—and then by then, oh, you’ve got to make money because you’re in debt, oh, you don’t have time for kids.”

“Oh, you’re 40, you’re finally halfway out of debt, oh, you want to have some fun now, oh, you try to find a woman,” he continued. “Oh, she’s barren, she’s doing the same thing. By the time you figure out you want to live, by the time you hit 16 at 40—I’m giving you the big knowledge folks—at 40, on average—and they do this by design—you are the equivalent of a 16-year-old.”

But not Jones.

“When I was 16, I didn’t want to party any more, I didn’t want to play games any more. I grew up,” he said. “I’d already been in the fights, all the big rituals. I’d already had, probably—I hate to brag, I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful—probably 150 women or more, that’s conservative. I’d had over 150 women, I’d already been in fights with full-grown men, I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15-years-old. I was already a man at 16.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-says-he-had-over-150-women-by-the-time-he-turned-16/

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I'd say Alex Jones is having a total breakdown. (Original Post) Archae Apr 2017 OP
All of them agree, snort Apr 2017 #1
If he was a "man" at 16, wtf is he now? eeewwwwww. n/t Leghorn21 Apr 2017 #2
Alex deploys the old classic "boast in the form of a complaint"... VOX Apr 2017 #3
Real men don't boast. What a pig. nt Ilsa Apr 2017 #4
The guy who is bragging about how madokie Apr 2017 #11
I know - gross! I would be amazed if he ever got a woman to sleep smirkymonkey Apr 2017 #19
he is just making random shit up, just like Drumpf snooper2 Apr 2017 #27
You're a bit late, Archae PJMcK Apr 2017 #5
Anyone who calls themselves an "alpha male" is by definition not an "alpha male". malchickiwick Apr 2017 #6
Alex Jones IS a walking breakdown Boomerproud Apr 2017 #7
The more layers you peel back on this man, the more slime oozes out... Lucinda Apr 2017 #8
Eww. That's a really disturbing visual. Kber Apr 2017 #12
Sorry! But it is exactly the way I feel when I see him and Trumpy too. Lucinda Apr 2017 #13
How could anybody tell if he is having a breakdown world wide wally Apr 2017 #9
Then every woman who had sex with him was a pedophile Mr. Ected Apr 2017 #10
Is this counting NewRedDawn Apr 2017 #14
too bad he didn't get the Chuck Negron treatment demtenjeep Apr 2017 #15
He definitely has a serious screw loose. Initech Apr 2017 #16
see this demtenjeep Apr 2017 #17
That's a strange thing to name your right hand Generic Brad Apr 2017 #18
*snort* smirkymonkey Apr 2017 #20
Woody Allen said the reason he liked it so much is that it was like making KingCharlemagne Apr 2017 #21
Literally laughed out loud ProfessorPlum Apr 2017 #24
That's just sad. blogslut Apr 2017 #22
Exactly. Either he's lying about "having" 150 women when he was a boy or he's telling the truth. Iggo Apr 2017 #36
God, insecure much? ProfessorPlum Apr 2017 #23
The use of the word "had" says it all. hamsterjill Apr 2017 #25
Good. Maybe he can swallow his tongue and choke to death hatrack Apr 2017 #26
Dammit MFM008 Apr 2017 #28
That's a lot of blow up dolls SummerSnow Apr 2017 #29
Did he serve in the military? left-of-center2012 Apr 2017 #30
He clearly doesn't want custody matt819 Apr 2017 #31
To have a breakdown, one had to be in one piece at some point Gothmog Apr 2017 #32
BRAIN FIGHT! With Tuck Buckman Coventina Apr 2017 #33
Utter and Imaginary Rubbish ProfessorGAC Apr 2017 #34
Fighting and fucking don't make a boy a man, Alex. Iggo Apr 2017 #35

VOX

(22,976 posts)
3. Alex deploys the old classic "boast in the form of a complaint"...
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 06:56 PM
Apr 2017

"My johnson's sore as hell from all the sex I'm getting."

He overestimates his prowess. No surprise!

madokie

(51,076 posts)
11. The guy who is bragging about how
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 07:12 PM
Apr 2017

much he's getting isn't getting any.

my bet is the pig never got layed until he was in his mid 30's and that was by a drunken bar fly who was simply looking for a warm body to sleep by

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
19. I know - gross! I would be amazed if he ever got a woman to sleep
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 09:52 PM
Apr 2017

with him willingly, unless he paid for it. I really did not need to hear that - he's disgusting!

PJMcK

(22,075 posts)
5. You're a bit late, Archae
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 06:59 PM
Apr 2017

Alex Jones had a total breakdown before he was 16.

All kidding aside, the quote you posted illustrates who he is. After stating the qualifications that he had been in fights and had sex with at least 150 women, he claims, "I was already a man at 16." This is Alex Jones's definition of "manhood."

People like Jones, Bill O'Reilly and Trump make me embarrassed to be a man.

malchickiwick

(1,474 posts)
6. Anyone who calls themselves an "alpha male" is by definition not an "alpha male".
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 06:59 PM
Apr 2017

What a maroon that dude is. Sheesh

Lucinda

(31,170 posts)
8. The more layers you peel back on this man, the more slime oozes out...
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 07:00 PM
Apr 2017

His reckoning is long past due

Lucinda

(31,170 posts)
13. Sorry! But it is exactly the way I feel when I see him and Trumpy too.
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 07:18 PM
Apr 2017

They make my skin crawl...

Mr. Ected

(9,675 posts)
10. Then every woman who had sex with him was a pedophile
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 07:08 PM
Apr 2017

And every female that he had sex with that was underage was the victim of statutory rape.

These aren't bragging rights. They're crimes in most states if they're true.

Then again, #alexjonesliesforaliving

 

NewRedDawn

(790 posts)
14. Is this counting
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 08:24 PM
Apr 2017

the alien women from planet X who abducted him & extracted his man seed? Fucking loon.

 

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)
15. too bad he didn't get the Chuck Negron treatment
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 08:43 PM
Apr 2017

you know that rock star that had his weenie split in half

 

demtenjeep

(31,997 posts)
17. see this
Mon Apr 24, 2017, 08:50 PM
Apr 2017

While Three Dog Night weren't exactly the KISS of their day (that distinction belongs to KISS) they were popular enough to warrant special attention, and one of the bands singers, Chuck Negron, loved the attention, regularly making use of the services of groupies. And who can blame him?

Things turned south when his penis had become chaffed and swollen. In his autobiography, Negron recounts thinking this was a good thing and equated the swelling with working out other muscles in the body, proving that you don't have to be terribly keen on common sense to write an autobiography.

The doctor told Negron no more sex. Being the kind of guy who thinks penis swelling is a sign of physical strength, Negron ignored this, leading to the now infamous “penis explosion.” Accroding to Negron his organ split down the middle “like a hot dog” accompanied by a pleasant ripping sound.

http://www.weirdworm.com/5-rock-n-roll-urban-legends-that-are-true/

Iggo

(47,599 posts)
36. Exactly. Either he's lying about "having" 150 women when he was a boy or he's telling the truth.
Wed Apr 26, 2017, 10:49 AM
Apr 2017

Sad either way.

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)
30. Did he serve in the military?
Tue Apr 25, 2017, 05:53 PM
Apr 2017

Not that that's necessary,
but I'd think this macho 16 year old might want to 'serve his country'.

ProfessorGAC

(65,428 posts)
34. Utter and Imaginary Rubbish
Wed Apr 26, 2017, 10:15 AM
Apr 2017

Just like everything else he talks about. World class liar and brain dead idiot, to boot.

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