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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'd say Alex Jones is having a total breakdown.
Maybe he used to be just doing an act for the rubes, but now...
Alex Jones Says He Had Over 150 Women By The Time He Turned 16
By Kyle Mantyla | April 24, 2017 3:46 pm
Over the weekend, Alex Jones posted a video on his Infowars website in which he claimed that, by his conservative estimate, he already had over 150 women by the time he turned 16.
Jones was laying out his theory that most people today are nothing more than children until they reach the age of 40
unlike himself, who achieved full manhood by the time he was 16 years old.
Youre supposed to have children in every culture, biologically, by 16, Jones claimed. If youre not having them by 16, theres something wrong with you. Oh, but see, theres collegethe priesthood youve got to get intoand then by then, oh, youve got to make money because youre in debt, oh, you dont have time for kids.
Oh, youre 40, youre finally halfway out of debt, oh, you want to have some fun now, oh, you try to find a woman, he continued. Oh, shes barren, shes doing the same thing. By the time you figure out you want to live, by the time you hit 16 at 40Im giving you the big knowledge folksat 40, on averageand they do this by designyou are the equivalent of a 16-year-old.
But not Jones.
When I was 16, I didnt want to party any more, I didnt want to play games any more. I grew up, he said. Id already been in the fights, all the big rituals. Id already had, probablyI hate to brag, Im not bragging, its actually shamefulprobably 150 women or more, thats conservative. Id had over 150 women, Id already been in fights with full-grown men, I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15-years-old. I was already a man at 16.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-says-he-had-over-150-women-by-the-time-he-turned-16/
snort
(2,334 posts)Alex "The Wilt" Jones is an apt nickname.
Leghorn21
(13,527 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)"My johnson's sore as hell from all the sex I'm getting."
He overestimates his prowess. No surprise!
Ilsa
(61,720 posts)madokie
(51,076 posts)much he's getting isn't getting any.
my bet is the pig never got layed until he was in his mid 30's and that was by a drunken bar fly who was simply looking for a warm body to sleep by
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)with him willingly, unless he paid for it. I really did not need to hear that - he's disgusting!
snooper2
(30,151 posts)PJMcK
(22,075 posts)Alex Jones had a total breakdown before he was 16.
All kidding aside, the quote you posted illustrates who he is. After stating the qualifications that he had been in fights and had sex with at least 150 women, he claims, "I was already a man at 16." This is Alex Jones's definition of "manhood."
People like Jones, Bill O'Reilly and Trump make me embarrassed to be a man.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)What a maroon that dude is. Sheesh
Boomerproud
(7,986 posts)or hasn't anyone noticed?
Lucinda
(31,170 posts)His reckoning is long past due
Kber
(5,043 posts)Lucinda
(31,170 posts)They make my skin crawl...
world wide wally
(21,762 posts)Mr. Ected
(9,675 posts)And every female that he had sex with that was underage was the victim of statutory rape.
These aren't bragging rights. They're crimes in most states if they're true.
Then again, #alexjonesliesforaliving
NewRedDawn
(790 posts)the alien women from planet X who abducted him & extracted his man seed? Fucking loon.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)you know that rock star that had his weenie split in half
Initech
(100,150 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)While Three Dog Night weren't exactly the KISS of their day (that distinction belongs to KISS) they were popular enough to warrant special attention, and one of the bands singers, Chuck Negron, loved the attention, regularly making use of the services of groupies. And who can blame him?
Things turned south when his penis had become chaffed and swollen. In his autobiography, Negron recounts thinking this was a good thing and equated the swelling with working out other muscles in the body, proving that you don't have to be terribly keen on common sense to write an autobiography.
The doctor told Negron no more sex. Being the kind of guy who thinks penis swelling is a sign of physical strength, Negron ignored this, leading to the now infamous penis explosion. Accroding to Negron his organ split down the middle like a hot dog accompanied by a pleasant ripping sound.
http://www.weirdworm.com/5-rock-n-roll-urban-legends-that-are-true/
Generic Brad
(14,276 posts)"150 Women". I just call mine "Hand".
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)KingCharlemagne
(7,908 posts)love with his best friend!
ProfessorPlum
(11,284 posts)blogslut
(38,024 posts)True or not it's just sad and disturbing.
Iggo
(47,599 posts)Sad either way.
ProfessorPlum
(11,284 posts)What a clown.
hamsterjill
(15,224 posts)Pig with the need to brag while saying he's not bragging.
hatrack
(59,606 posts).
You beat me to it.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Not that that's necessary,
but I'd think this macho 16 year old might want to 'serve his country'.
matt819
(10,749 posts)Plus he's fucking nuts.
Gothmog
(145,971 posts)Jones has always been a nut case
Coventina
(27,224 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,428 posts)Just like everything else he talks about. World class liar and brain dead idiot, to boot.