Imagine, if you will, standing in front of trump

[Heartstrings]

and his entire cabinet sitting before you with a timed two minutes to say anything you wanted.

What would you say?

[unblock]

1. i would cross my arms over my chest and turn my back to them.

[randr]

2. Beam them all up Scottie

[True Dough]

3. Yeah, words would have no effect

So perhaps a mooning would be in order. Invite them to kiss my rosy red cheeks!



^ Not those cheeks either!

[randome]

4. I'd say what I put on one of my car decals:

"Vulgar and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[NCTraveler]

5. Knowing that I am insignificant to all of them.

I would simply say.... "Trump, you have the smallest dick in this room."

[LunaSea]

6. No words, just two minutes of...

[titaniumsalute]

7. I'd poop on the floor and run out...hey why not

[Vinca]

8. I would tell them they should be ashamed of themselves, that they are totally out of touch

with average people and their actions will ruin not just the future of the country but the future of the planet.

[MedusaX]

9. FWIW...... I would simply say...

"At some point, each of you will come to the realization that you have been had.

You have allowed yourselves to be used as pawns in someone else's grand scheme to increase their own wealth and power...
By allowing them to utilize
your wealth,
Your social standing,
Your family & friends,
Your lifetimes worth of of business / military
experiences and successes...
to do their bidding...

You have each repeatedly chosen to remain complicit...
To look the other way
To provide excuses and justifications.
Making no effort to "do what is right"
While making every effort to perpetuate the wrong-doing ....

If you were a group of young, 30 something wonder kids using your inherited social status' and family fortunes...
One might expect such naivety..

But you are not.

Which means that either you knew you were selling out when you did it...

Or that you really are the dumbest mutherfuckers on the face of the earth.

You tell me...."

[GallopingGhost]

10. I wouldn't try to appeal to them in any way.

Anything decent is completely lost on that crowd.

I might just break into a chorus of "If I were a rich man.....

[kydo]

11. Would I be allowed to have a loaded weapon?

If so, then I would say "You're fired" before emptying the chamber.

If not then maybe I swallow some explosive device and take one for the country. Right before detonation I say "you're fired."

But I probably won't be allowed to have any of that, so I guess I'd just ask them when the real President was arriving. Call him orange and fat. Flip him off and leave.