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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/15/opinion/sunday/what-kind-of-pet-should-donald-trump-get.htmlI'm going with mongoose.
Solly Mack
(90,803 posts)Seriously. None.
He should never have an animal.
I read the article, but Trump will never learn to love anyone more than he loves himself. Not even the so-called calming duo of Ivanred. (Ivanka/Jared)
Binkie The Clown
(7,911 posts)Kablooie
(18,648 posts)narnian60
(3,510 posts)SeattleVet
(5,485 posts)But perhaps the Inland Taipan would be more appropriate for his temperment.
LeftInTX
(25,813 posts)A tub full of them...hop in and enjoy!!
dchill
(38,626 posts)greymattermom
(5,754 posts)along with the story
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)lastlib
(23,389 posts)I think he would grab at that........
Doreen
(11,686 posts)uppityperson
(115,681 posts)maveric
(16,448 posts)Best thread EVER!
Solly Mack
(90,803 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,934 posts)dhill926
(16,391 posts)in the known universe....
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)because honestly, Christie eats too much and shits on the carpet.
Pachamama
(16,888 posts)Rollo
(2,559 posts)Maybe they'll be back in style...
He'll probably kill it by gold plating it, though.
NBachers
(17,191 posts)lpbk2713
(42,775 posts)would be a good match.
Portland_Anni
(164 posts)pansypoo53219
(21,013 posts)BlueStater
(7,596 posts)Donkees
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japple
(9,850 posts)briv1016
(1,570 posts)canetoad
(17,218 posts)Or even consider it. It takes love, empathy, consistency and discipline to raise a pet. He is not capable of providing any of these
ATL Ebony
(1,097 posts)jehop61
(1,735 posts)Speaks for itself
luvMIdog
(2,533 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,955 posts)horse's front - to go with the horse's ass that he is!
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)of drumpf.
So, none.
raccoon
(31,136 posts)think even a Burmese python would deserve such a fate.
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,860 posts)The fish that allegedly lodge themselves inside penises.
Trump should swim with them and try to give the fish a golden shower.
Vinca
(50,334 posts)tinrobot
(10,927 posts)hatrack
(59,606 posts)Then he can go swimming with it . . .
whathehell
(29,111 posts)VMA131Marine
(4,159 posts)ornotna
(10,810 posts)neeksgeek
(1,214 posts)Metaphor for how he sees the rest of humanity.
3catwoman3
(24,133 posts)He is going to suck the country dry, so this parasite seems symbolically appropriate.
CountAllVotes
(20,884 posts)They could treat him with those pills that you give to a cat/dog/etc. and he might be ok! *ack*
Tapeworms give me the creeps I'll admit!
Squinch
(51,090 posts)Demsrule86
(68,825 posts)randome
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dembotoz
(16,866 posts)Motley13
(3,867 posts)best line in the article
"What is that great line? Once youve learned to fake sincerity, the rest is easy. Once Donald Trump learns to pretend to love animals, he can move on to pretending to love the human race."
northoftheborder
(7,575 posts)needs so much love and attention he would have none left for another pet
JTFrog
(14,274 posts)JudyM
(29,294 posts)meow2u3
(24,776 posts)Fits him perfectly.
Mr. Ected
(9,675 posts)The Republican Party's newest mascot.
As in 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,485 posts)If you were around in the 70s you should remember those
jimjc
(69 posts)PoorMonger
(844 posts)It's name is associated with gold - but really it's just orange. Plus, it's memory is so short it wouldn't have to suffer as much growing to hate its owner.
SharonAnn
(13,782 posts)Gothmog
(145,968 posts)doc03
(35,454 posts)winetourdriver01
(1,154 posts)How about five pounds of intestinal worms?
davekriss
(4,644 posts)L. Coyote
(51,129 posts)flamingdem
(39,342 posts)appleannie1943
(1,303 posts)bluedigger
(17,091 posts)He can name it Pepe and love it forever and ever.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,384 posts)CanonRay
(14,146 posts)It's perfect for him.
Orrex
(63,294 posts)BigDemVoter
(4,159 posts)WhiteTara
(29,736 posts)FSogol
(45,595 posts)ismnotwasm
(42,028 posts)ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)Cruelty to animals.
erinlough
(2,176 posts)There is no animal I would ever put near him.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)OliverQ
(3,363 posts)I hear there is a particularly nasty little turtle in the Senate Donald could adopt.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)who has a bad history.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(116,004 posts)that loves the taste of Man-Tan.
Doreen
(11,686 posts)Yes, I used plural.
shockey80
(4,379 posts)The people that work for him.
mikehiggins
(5,614 posts)Of course I guess you could consider Bannon a pet.
Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)He can't hurt it. And it can't outsmart him.
MLAA
(17,375 posts)I'm going with a black widow...😬
spanone
(135,950 posts)bronxiteforever
(9,287 posts)Runningdawg
(4,533 posts)MiniMe
(21,724 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)The sharper the claws the better
Rhiannon12866
(206,934 posts)AnnieBW
(10,482 posts)That Tribble on his head.
dalton99a
(81,708 posts)EarthFirst
(2,906 posts)A felonious creature who exemplifies everything that is lust, greed and gluttonous.
oasis
(49,490 posts)Siegfried and Roy's "unpredictable" white tiger.
roamer65
(36,748 posts)Rats?
Rhiannon12866
(206,934 posts)I once had a friend who was a fraction of the narcissist Trump is. His mother got him a kitten. It was his treatment of that cat that made me realize we were not going to make it for the long haul. Nothing about the pet experience works with a person who is incapable of thinking of anyone but himself. At least with human friends and the narcissist, the humans can get what they need met from other people in their lives and their own autonomy, and make a decision whether to remain friends with the narcissist. Pets have no such options. I would have stolen that cat from him if I had had the ability to take it myself. It very quickly went back to the shelter and I hope found a nice home, it was a really cute calico.
Needless to say, I have strong feelings about that episode. Up until that time I had never met anyone who was incapable due to personality of caring for an animal.
Kennah
(14,369 posts)Kennah
(14,369 posts)Lebam in LA
(1,345 posts)Only thing that would be safe
GallopingGhost
(2,404 posts)He can play with it, it won't get any bigger and he wouldn't have to worry about anyone wanting to touch it.