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TygrBright

(20,733 posts)
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 02:34 AM Feb 2017

A Polite and Sincere Request to the White House Staff

Dear White House Staff,

Y'all are in position to do your fellow-Americans, especially those serving in the military and their families, a profoundly powerful, even lifesaving, service.

Of course, it does ask a great sacrifice of you, and please don't think we're unaware of the cost.

However, if you COULD, at least once a day, express amazement, admiration, and astonishment at the enormous size of your boss's massive genitalia, just think of all the lives that you would be saving.

If several people a day reminded him of just how enormous, intimidating, massive, impressive, and powerful his junk is, he might not feel compelled to pull it out and wave it around at other world leaders, activate plans for risky and superfluous military operations, and other activities that end up putting others in harm's way.

Do your best, please. Keep the magnifying glasses in the desk drawers, and practice not giggling or smirking when uttering lines like "It's just so much more YUUUUGE that any other world leader's ever!"

All of us who value the lives of our service members thank you in advance.

Sincerely,
Bright

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A Polite and Sincere Request to the White House Staff (Original Post) TygrBright Feb 2017 OP
LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #1
I'd bet you are correct Horse with no Name Feb 2017 #6
You know, it just could work! Stonepounder Feb 2017 #2
Yeah, and if that grandiose moron wants to invade Mexico Warpy Feb 2017 #3
I'm pinning my hopes on him repudiating Guadalupe Hidalgo. n/t TygrBright Feb 2017 #7
Oh my MFM008 Feb 2017 #4
Oh dear, TygrBright, one fervently wishes that was so simple. longship Feb 2017 #5
Many thanks for the kind words! n/t TygrBright Feb 2017 #8

Warpy

(110,913 posts)
3. Yeah, and if that grandiose moron wants to invade Mexico
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 04:34 AM
Feb 2017

He's going to get there past me and thee.

I was hoping they'd realize the necessity of keeping him distracted by minutiae made YUGE, but that doesn't seem to have dawned on them as yet. Or they're just as ignorant as he is, something we can apply to Bannon and some of the other claque but one imagines the housekeeping staff might slip suggestions to the less than utterly insane members of the team.

I keep pointing out that Caligula, the closest parallel in temperament, only lasted 1400 days and that's with unlimited power as a self declared god and the only one around with a clear enough pedigree to get the title of Caesar.

Our only other consolation is that this is not our mes.

longship

(40,416 posts)
5. Oh dear, TygrBright, one fervently wishes that was so simple.
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 06:53 AM
Feb 2017

Nevertheless, this is a wonderful contribution to the effort.

I am in awe of your abilities here, as I have been previously.

R&

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