Everybody Knows the GOP is leaking, Everybody Knows the Mic was Busted

[Bernardo de La Paz]

Everybody knows the 'lection is rigged
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the debate is over
Everybody knows the orange guy lost
Everybody knows the mic was busted
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the GOP is leaking
Everybody knows their candidate lied
Everybody got this horrid feeling
Like their TV or their phone just fried
Everybody talking to their sockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a Miss Universe
Everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's him or you
And everybody knows that you rule forever
Ah, when you've spun a line or two
Everybody knows Trump's deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For his ribbons and bows
And everybody knows



-- with apologies to Leonard Cohen

Lyrics to Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen

Live

[anamandujano]

1. Now everybody knows Trump's brain is busted. Debates are good stuff.

[blm]

2. One of my favorite Cohen songs.

Well played, B

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. I also looked at doing "First We Take Manhattan, Then We Take Trump Tower"

but I couldn't get a handle on what to do with the rest of the lyrics.

Thanks, blm.