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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBoy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far...
So I was out early, driving to get some bagels and lox for breakfast, and this state trooper pulled me over. Good looking but weird guy flashes his badge, told me that I'd been speeding, erased the hard drive on my GPS, then he held me down and cut my hair, THEN he tied me to the top of his patrol car and drove me 400 miles and dropped me off in Buffalo, New York. He told me that this is a better place to be because the trees are all the right height. Now what am I supposed to do? I had offered him a doughnut but he didn't know what I was talking about. He told me he fixed the Olympics so I should get myself out of this jam myself. WTF does all this mean?
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL!!!
irisblue
(33,023 posts)you really need those bagels and lox now, maybe 2 donuts too.
BeyondGeography
(39,379 posts)w8liftinglady
(23,278 posts)Tennessee Gal
(6,160 posts)You ran into the Itty Bitty Mitty on Father's Day.
How fortunate you are!
PCIntern
(25,583 posts)I "self corrected". I think you know what I mean. LOL
Tennessee Gal
(6,160 posts)Sorry ........
PCIntern
(25,583 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)and celebrate!
PCIntern
(25,583 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Mira
(22,380 posts)Great post, hits all the highlights of Rmoney transgressions that we are aware of so far.
Except (unlike Semus) you did not run away when you came off the top of the car. You came and told about it.
Congrats for surviving the ordeals.
rurallib
(62,448 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)With a bad haircut. Happy Father's Day
MrMickeysMom
(20,453 posts)He just wanted you to know who your DADDY really was....
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)can you swing by with some of that lox and bagels?????????
Oh, and, glad you're ok after your ordeal.
But don't forget the cream cheese. And some red onions, too, if you could? Thankx.
Happy Faddah's Day.
H2O Man
(73,605 posts)Recommended.
MADem
(135,425 posts)And....and...you LIKED it!!!
Yeaaah...that's the ticket!
Arkansas Granny
(31,529 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)looked uncomfortable to be on either end of that relationship.....
TheDebbieDee
(11,119 posts)malaise
(269,157 posts)Happy Father's Day
grantcart
(53,061 posts)I am at this buffet and went to the Men's room and I can over hear a woman weeping softly saying that she is the bookkeeper and shouldn't have to bus tables. He replies "its father's day and everyone must work, and st crying. The fact that you just had a kid is no excuse, Bill had a kid a week ago and he isn't having any problems at all". She responds "you know I should have been made manager, I was here longer and had bettter job reviews". He responds, "Mary get out there and bus the tables or your fired, and you know how much I like firing people". He comes out of the office and says "Isn't this a great time to be a dad?"
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)PCIntern
(25,583 posts)Perhaps next time.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)JDPriestly
(57,936 posts)Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Skittles
(153,193 posts)REP
(21,691 posts)Which kind of makes sense, since he was a Jew.
gopiscrap
(23,765 posts)you've been too much of mittens on the tube!