Hotel policies and amenities available at the new Trump Washington DC hotel.
Check your guns at the desk.
Two forms of picture ID required to register. No birth certificates.
No room service for C people (colored).
Women with 36D and up get free pool privileges.
The hotel dick will check your hand size.
RT (Russia Today) channel available in all rooms.
Admire our art work! In the lobby we have a 6 foot portrait and we have an equestrian statue with a bare chested rider.
Are you an Attorney General? You are in luck because your room is on us for a week!
Free inspection of all devices for malware and viruses. Low low rates for 'removal' of any we find.
For your safety and comfort, our food is not inspected by the USDA and our toiletries are not approved by the FDA.
Room security includes a six foot high wall you can lock into position against the door.
To lower room rates but mostly to maximize our profit, maid service and restaurant wait staff are provided by imported workers paid minimum wages.
Take a room for two nights and get a 30% discount on Trump University courses.
We'll leave a dumpster fire burning brightly for you.
(Move or let me know if this belongs in the 2016 forum)
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Bigly fun! 
