Why Charlie Manson should be a FRight Wing Hero.

[Lance Bass esquire]

It dawned on me today that by using oxymoronic FRight Wing Logic Charlie was actually one of "them"
And should be a poster boy for their cause.

Think about it.

He raised a family .

Loved his guns.

Was a self made man who did not rely on Big Govt handouts.

Was not a college educated elitist.

Never voted Democrat.

Like James Watt he hated the Beachboys.

Wanted to take his country back and control black America.

He helped lock up a bunch of dirty hippies.

Like I said...a FRight Wing Hero.

[Bluzmann57]

1. He most likely is a hero to some rwers

A few years ago I saw some tshirts with his image on them and under his image were the words "Free Charlie". They made me ill.

[Mc Mike]

2. Yeah, but dRumpf is a dirty hippy.

Think about it.

Constantly bad mouths our country.

Encourages violence and lawlessness in the streets.

Is out to destroy America.

Has close connections to communist Russia.

Associated with the worst underground/underworld elements in the nation.

Non-standard hairdo.

Made love not war during Vietnam.

Appears to be on a wide variety of mind altering drugs.

Looks physically dirty. That orange coloration is possibly from brick dust floating around whatever Manhattan tenement he's currently squatting in without paying rent.

Face it, he's one pair of daisy-patched jeans away from being the fourth fabulous furry freak brother.

It's like Chief Wiggum says: 'It's time for a good old fashioned hippy bashing.'


(By the way, the Beach Boys recorded a Manson song, entitled 'Cease to Exist', the Boys called it 'Never Learn Not to Love'. The Boys covering his song was significant, because Manson styled himself a musician, so getting a song of his published by them helped him confirm his self-styling.)

[Brother Buzz]

4. Outstanding!

Oh, Manson hated the Beach Boys because he wasn't credited for the song, something more precious to him than money. Dennis Wilson is credited for it, but he basically stole it to settle a debt Wilson believed Manson owed him. Serious money.

[dembotoz]

3. Helter skelter not lefty thing

[backscatter712]

5. That's deep in the Pacman Tunnel...

Or as other political science types call it, Horseshoe Theory.