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FRight wingers do the craziest things.
FATHER GOD,
You are REST. You are PEACE. HOLY, HOLY, HOLY is Your Name. The earth is your footstool.
You, O LORD, say "keep your eyes from evil, keep your mouth from telling lies." But our nation has gorged itself in evil and out of that has come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. America has become a defiled nation.
FATHER GOD, forgive us for our many sins. Restore us. Transform our minds through the power of the HOLY SPIRT. Help us return to you and change our wicked ways. Let us once again be a light to the world shining Your righteousness and love.
Unite and heal the races. May you speak over America, "Peace, be still."
We pray on behalf of DONALD TRUMP/MIKE PENCE, their families, staff, and supporters. Protect them from those who would harm them. Thwart every evil plan and every weapon that comes against them. Bless them and give them favor wherever they go.
Open the media outlets for DONALD TRUMP/MIKE PENCE and conservative candidates. Speak through them. Guide their paths and may they seek Your face, Your wisdom, Your knowledge. Only You can Make America Great Again. Open the ears of Americans to hear their messages. Bind bias and prejudice. Let them know the truth and vote accordingly.
We give you honor and praise. Help us to be like You. We declare we are ONE NATION UNDER GOD.
In JESUS' Name we pray. Amen
Chiyo-chichi
(3,586 posts)Pretty good summation of Donald Trump.
chillfactor
(7,581 posts)t-rump and the GOP need a lot more help than a prayer full of lies.
Demonaut
(8,924 posts)Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)either way, it was fantastic! the part that made me wonder if it was satire was the media bit. that was a bit much, but perfect for freeperville.
wonder if any of these guys could have come up with it.....
benny and Suzanne hinn are AMAZING.....at 1:50....go directly there
my favorite part of the older daily show
joe bob briggs/john bloom........a genius in his own right
madokie
(51,076 posts)how happy I am to be free of religious dogma.
I go into the darkness of entering the next phase of having lived a long life knowing full well there is no heaven nor hell. There is no god. Its all left up to me now
Happyhippychick
(8,379 posts)This is one of them.
bluedye33139
(1,474 posts)The whole thing reads like it's some swamp-infested backwater grimoire, old black magic spells passed down generation to generation.