Trump or Jesus? Who said it?

[tenderfoot]

Some supporters of Donald Trump also follow Jesus. But can you tell them apart? Take this quiz to see if you can tell which quotes were said by which leader.



http://trumporjesus.com/

[central scrutinizer]

1. Bumper sticker I saw recently

"Do you follow Jesus this closely?"

[Renew Deal]

3. lol

I haven't seen that one before.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

2. Thank you trump-or-jesus creators.

Not that the Trumpiacs will care, but it's always good to have the facts out there.

[True Dough]

4. I believe Jesus did say...

"God damn, that Trump is one dumb, racist motherfucker!"

[fleabiscuit]

5. That quiz gets a bit snarky if you get them all wrong.

[trixie]

8. What does it say if you get them wrong?

I am too chicken to redo the quiz and get it wrong on purpose. My family might be notified and have me locked up.

[fleabiscuit]

9. It tells you your crummy score and says please don't vote. Lol

[treestar]

12. hehe you can get one wrong

only on purpose. Easiest quiz ever.

[BlueStreak]

6. This is brilliant. Anybody who can't tell the difference between Trump and Jesus

should probably have their testicles cut off and fed to the gorillas at the zoo. (I think Jesus said that one.)

[63splitwindow]

7. Those are just the Christians who can't wait for everyone else to suffer eternal anguish in hell.

The other stuff they didn't really pay much attention to. They also like to dress all up on Sunday morning and go see and be seen in a building with the other folks of like mind. Those folks would be followers of The Con.

[Wise Child]

10. I think it's kind of sad, but also pathetic that

many Evangelicals have made Trump into an inverted No True Scotsman. They are stuck with that candidate so they thrust upon him Christianity. James Dobson saying that (it's hearsay, as far as I'm concerned) he recently became a Born Again Christian, using church nomenclature that doesn't sound right to most everyone, referring to him as a "baby Christian."

[treestar]

13. It is!

Donnie is obviously not a Christian in their sense of it.

[eppur_se_muova]

11. Oh, that's nice, isn't it? I'm glad they're getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.

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