Has anyone seen Newtie's manhood?

[yellowcanine]

It appears to have gone missing today when he said that he agrees with Trump on trade agreements. Rumor has it that Trump has taken it and put it in a lock box along with Christy's manhood, which disappeared the day he stood up behind Trump with that dazed expression on his face.

[tonyt53]

1. yeah, Newt, the guy that filed for divorce from his wife that was fighting cancer

then only to marry the woman he was already messing around with. Sounds like Trump's kind of guy.

[Zen Democrat]

6. And he dumped No. 2 for Helmet Head, who he was fooling around with while impeaching Clinton!

[forest444]

2. His first wife did.

And she must have wanted it cut off.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/26/politics/gingrich-divorce-file/index.html

[Angry Dragon]

3. I heard he was going to get Rush Limbaugh to be his spokesperson

[DawgHouse]

4. You probably don't realize this

but your post is kind of like saying Newt and Christy are acting like women. Maybe you can just say he needs to stand up to Trump, period.

[Aerows]

5. Thank you.

I was about to post something similar.

[FixTheProblem]

9. I guess it's okay when said to republicans

Doesn't make it any less disgusting, though.

[yellowcanine]

10. No, a man without his manhood is not a woman.

Not the way I see it. Manhood can be seen in a metaphysical rather than a physical way. Maybe I should have said metaphysical manhood.

A man who has his metaphysical manhood will be able to stand up to Trump.
Likewise a woman who has all of her metaphysical womanhood will be able to stand up to Trump.

[scarletwoman]

11. Not really. A man without his manhood is a eunuch. nt

[xfundy]

7. The mental image of any of their "manhoods"

is enough to make me puke. Maybe they can stand in a circle and show them off to each other. I don't want to be within sight. Ick.

[longship]

8. What manhood?

Newt is neutered, and always has been neutered. There is no manhood in him.