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Now that Donald Trump has pretty much secured the Republican nomination for president, we need to take a moment to thank the man who made this incredible historical moment possible: George W. Bush, our nations very first dumb president. Number 43 paved the way for idiots everywhere to say, Hey, I can be president, too. Also, Im hungry. Oh no. I cant remember how I get rid of my hunger. I think Im supposed to
eat? I forgot how to do that. Again. Dang.
Sure, there have been bad presidents before. And George W. Bush isnt the first ever complete dingus to hold that office. How could we forget Warren G. Harding, James Buchanan, and last but not least, that weak little idiot William Henry Harrison? He died of pneumonia a few weeks after delivering the longest inaugural address in history in the pouring rain. Thats pretty fucking stupid. But those noodleheads were zip compared to W., and for that we salute our top-notch dingus.
George W. Bush broke dumbass ground because he had the bravery to do the big old stupid things as well as the little old stupid things. From choking on pretzels to starting unwinnable wars, he proved that you dont need book smarts and you certainly dont need street smarts to hold the highest office in the most powerful country in the entire world.
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niyad
(113,701 posts)anointed doofus president.