"Happiness is a warm AK-47 with a full banana clip." . . .Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("The answer is more guns!&quot Nugent is saying: "Listen, caller, just because I was promoting a video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary Clinton doesn't mean I'm condoning violence . . . What ever gave you that idea? . . . Oh yeah, what's you're address in Minneapolis, anyway?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters item:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/05/10/nra-s-ted-nugent-promotes-fake-video-hillary-clinton-being-shot/210338

Which said, concerning the video:

The video features edited footage of a CNN debate between Clinton and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT). As Clinton is answering a question about the gun issue, Sanders is depicted as pulling out a handgun and shooting her in the chest. Blood spurts from Clinton’s chest as she falls to the ground.

Ted Nugent, darling as ever.

[tonyt53]

1. Odd how a chicken shit draft dodger now thins he is a badass

[Katashi_itto]

2. Odd, my first thought was "Happiness is a warm Scarlett Johansson"

My priorities must be screwed.

[ManiacJoe]

11. But in a good way!

[Katashi_itto]

14. A very good way!

[underpants]

3. I was expecting a stranglehold.

[The Polack MSgt]

5. That thing you did?

I saw it.

[awake]

4. NRA = Not Real American

[Johonny]

6. The NRA has a lot of tools in its tool chest but I'm the biggest tool in there.

[skip fox]

7. Ted Nugent is saying:

"Donald Trump could be as presidential as me! . . . So the freak there!"

[Blue_Tires]

8. Is any gunner going to correct Nugent here?

It's a "mag" and not a "clip", right?

[skip fox]

9. Not Nugent's fault.

CAPTIONs at DU are traditionally creative.

[Blue_Tires]

10. Who is that in your avatar?

[ManiacJoe]

12. Looks like you beat them to it.

[ManiacJoe]

13. If the magazine is full,

how did the gun get warm?