Things That Are Better Than Having Dinner With Donald Trump And Mitt Romney, According To Twitter

[LynneSin]

Things That Are Better Than Having Dinner With Donald Trump And Mitt Romney, According To Twitter

As you no doubt know, GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney has inexplicably decided that a continuing association with birther looney-tune Donald Trump is something that his campaign needs in order to be successful. And to that end, the Romney campaign is doing a donor raffle, where a $3 donation earns some lucky people the chance to have dinner with Donald and Mitt, possibly at some terrible New York pizzeria chain.

Well, if the jokes weren't already writing themselves, Trump himself managed to open up a deep vein of comedy yesterday when he put this question out on Twitter:

What could be better than dinner with @MittRomney and me? bit.ly/Kj5jSH

At any rate, we now know the answers to Donald Trump's question. Good luck to everyone who answered this question on Twitter, because you will now inevitably be called "losers" who "bombed at Mar-A-Lago" by the Donald.

This list is a hoot on the website and includes;

Things That Would Be Preferable To Dinner With Donald And Mitt, According To Twitter

• Being eaten, by lions, by man high on bath salts, by pack of wild dogs, by pack of wolves, by rattlesnakes
  
• Bleeding, in shark infested waters
  
• Crohn's disease
  
• Elevator, trapped with gassy Karl Rove
  
• Gonorrhea
  
• Human centipede
  
• Losing money in Facebook IPO
  
• Self immolation
  
• Waterboarding
  

[treestar]

1. Having your ears nailed to trees

And you toenails pulled out in slow motion

[LynneSin]

2. Practicing witchcraft with Christine O'Donnell

[Whisp]

3. chewing off your own arm.

falling into a septic tank with noseplugs on.

[Ian David]

4. Getting fisted by King Kong. n/t

[Bolo Boffin]

5. Dinner with Romney, Trump, and an Alien chestburster. n/t

[LynneSin]

10. How about Romney with an Alien chestburster that looks like Donald Trump

Win-Win I say!

[Bolo Boffin]

11. As long as the chestburster gets one of us

That's enough win-win for me!

[Voice for Peace]

12. this must be photoshopped..

somebody?

[Wounded Bear]

6. A Sarah Palin monologue on how to skin a moose.

Sorry, can't leave out past Repub losers.

[LiberalEsto]

7. Being spammed by angry freepers nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

8. Monkey vomit and painful rectal itch.

(stole those from a long ago FARK headline referring to Congress' popularity at 9%).

[monmouth]

9. Needles stuck up fingernails...n/t