Anthony Bourdain Admits That He Would Eat A Human, Offers Instructions For Cooking Unicorn

[Generic Other]

It's actually instructions for cooking Dick Cheney. It involves deep frying his head. I am not certain I want to accept a dinner invitation to his house. I am a bit surprised that such a laid back guy harbors so much anger and hostility toward Cheney. Wonder if he's a DUer?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/19/anthony-bourdain-eat-human_n_1530268.html?ref=food

[cynatnite]

1. Cheney's human? n/t

[Major Nikon]

2. Parts of him

[LadyHawkAZ]

4. Hearts are tough, though. n/t

[GoneOffShore]

12. If you braise them they're very tender.

[backscatter712]

3. Dick Cheney? All of the sudden I'm curious about the flavor of long pork...

though I suspect Cheney would taste a little gamey...

[alfredo]

6. Jean Pierre Hallet said human tastes like a combination of pork and porcupine.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Pierre_Hallet They refer to the secret societies, but don't go into the nature of the ritual.

Jean Pierre was a remarkable man. "Congo Kitabu" Was a favorite book for a long time.

[cali]

5. bourdain laid back?

I don't think so. He's about as intense as it gets.

[Son of Gob]

10. Yeah, I laughed when I read that.

Don't get him started on Paula Deen.

[underpants]

15. Totally agree --This quote is NOT laid back (WARNING- Language)

When someone later asked Bourdain which person he would most like to deep fry, he had a detailed idea. First, he would waterboard Dick Cheney. Then he would deep fry his head, f*ck him up the ass and then he'd cook him. Whoa.

[Lex]

7. He's a chef shock-jock

sort of like Howard Stern.

Still, Bourdain is occasionally entertaining.

[Greybnk48]

13. Exactly. The Howard Stern of the culinary world.

I'm surprised we're in agreement on something.

I must say I loved the documentary he did on the restaurant, El Bulli that recently closed. The food was truly amazing.

[Raine]

8. I don't think there is anything at all he wouldn't eat.

[bluedave]

11. my

fave was when he ate those fresh removed uncleaned warthog intestines singed in the sand and dirt fire-dining at it's finest with some tribe.Makes Zimmern look like a piker.

http://www.papermag.com/2007/05/anthony_bourdain_eats_warhog_a.php

[pa28]

9. Anthony Bourdain does that sometimes.

If you step back and think about Dick Cheney as a food source in the face of starvation it adds up.

He's very well fed and he only eats the finest organic items at the best restaurants. The only liquids in his system are spring water and single malt scotch. The muscle tissue is tone and gets worked on a daily basis by his dominatrix.

It seems a little like Kobe beef . . . just sayin.

[rox63]

14. I don't think he's a DUer

He also hangs out with Ted Nugent. And Howie Carr. At least he did on a couple episodes of his show.