Rep. Steve King just said that same-sex marriage will lead to marrying lawnmowers...

[rsexaminer]

Yeah, not an article from The Onion either. SMH.

http://www.examiner.com/article/gop-rep-says-same-sex-marriage-will-lead-to-people-marrying-lawnmowers

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Get that man to the Republican debates, pronto...he's got the right stuff !

[kwolf68]

2. And why not?

[Matariki]

3. Rep. Steve King really has some f'd up fantasies

[msanthrope]

6. Don't you hate it when Repubs inadvertently reveal what they masturbate about? nt

[Matariki]

8. Precisely. TMI Steve King, TMI

[shenmue]

4. Who will take care of the lawnmower babies?

[kwolf68]

5. Once they are born who cares...

....

[msanthrope]

7. Who cares about the little basturfs? nt

[Arugula Latte]

19. They can all sod off!

[msanthrope]

31. And go to seed....nt

[Rozlee]

15. Can I declare them as dependents on my income taxes?

Me and my lawnmower will be popping them out like spring crocuses if we can.

[Codeine]

18. Little weedwhackers will run rampant. nt

[NV Whino]

9. Yeah, I have the hots for a John Deere.

I'm going divorce my Craftsman.

[spanone]

10. trump has driven the once craziest of republicans to new depths....

he's taken stooopid where it's never before

[jberryhill]

11. I had a fling with a chainsaw once

But I left it for a weed whacker.

[AllFieldsRequired]

12. My SNAPPER and I are quite happy now.

[eppur_se_muova]

37. Ummm ... this Snapper ?

[Spirochete]

13. not me -

I'm saving myself for a rototiller from a good family...

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Dunno about lawn mowers, but I've had my weeds wacked more than once.

[MisterP]

16. man, that's from Beck

[Contrary1]

17. Once you get used to the mulcher...

it's not so bad.

[tritsofme]

20. Sadly King was all too right. His fellow Iowan Chuck Grassley has recently been afflicted

by the condition. If only we listened to the sage advice of Steve King, the horror!




http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/249937-grassleys-lawn-faces-a-3-mower-system

[smirkymonkey]

24. Polygamy!

[Samantha]

21. I see nothing wrong with this

I would consider marrying my lawnmower but its spark plug is just too old.

Sam

[BigDemVoter]

22. So people want to marry a lawnmower?

So what? I don't give a flying shit whom or what (in this case) somebody marries, as long as I get to marry WHOM I want!

Some people are too stupid to understand that it's a LEGAL issue that confers RIGHTS.

[pinboy3niner]

23. Hmmmm. On the plus side, I wouldn't have to mow the lawn...

[msanthrope]

32. She'd probably expect you to still trim the hedges, though. nt

[pinboy3niner]

34. No problem I can handle it...

Florida man declares himself to be God, has sex with a tree
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026519329

[msanthrope]

35. As long as you aren't using your clipper indiscriminately on every bush....

http://socialnewsdaily.com/56043/man-accused-of-performing-sex-act-with-shrubbery/

[restorefreedom]

25. remember, you can get gonorrhea from a tractor....

who knows what the lawnmowers are carrying

https://m.

[Behind the Aegis]

26. He may be right! We were warned in the past!

Of course, I might be tempted if this was my lawnmower....

[NBachers]

27. That exhaust pipe gets pretty hot

[LeftishBrit]

28. Well, I don't know about you; but I'd rather marry a lawnmower than Steve King!

At least, lawnmowers are useful for something.

[Rstrstx]

29. Thinly veiled code: every Country Club Republican knows exactly what a "lawnmower" is

The message has nothing to do with John Deere and everything to do with Carlos.

[SamKnause]

30. He is 100% correct.

I have already married my Cub Cadet riding mower.

We are expecting the birth of our first child this winter.

It will be a push mower with feet instead of wheels.

[TheKentuckian]

33. Any fool who wants to fuck a lawnmower has my blessings just remember the naughty bits are on the

bottom and they like to be on top.

[CTyankee]

36. That would be very bad indeed.

I can see how real that threat really is, truly I do. In fact, I have worried myself sick over the possibility...

[DFW]

38. When the first lawnmower applies for a marriage license

Then Rep. King will have a point. Until then, however, he remains a right wing nut case without a case.