Why I'd like to see Donald Trump become president...

[trusty elf]

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[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

1. Not enough gold, and I don't see the name TRUMP on it. nt

[trusty elf]

2. true-could use some work..

[ann---]

9. It's on the nose

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

13. Good eyes.

It blends in on that blue background for me.

[RKP5637]

3. What, no white walls on the tires!!! n/t

[trusty elf]

4. good suggestion!

[RKP5637]

5. Wow! Cool! Nice option you added!

[malaise]

6. Too good - bring in the clowns

Get thee to the greatest.

[trusty elf]

7. Thanks, Malaise!

[ann---]

8. Then you'd be

considered one of the "crazies." I know you were
joking, but under NO circumstances would I want
that arrogant blowhard anywhere NEAR the WH - ever.

[trusty elf]

10. I had my tongue firmly planted in my cheek.

Damn right he shouldn't be anywhere near the White House, and he won't be.....

I'm just sort of enjoying the circus.....

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[ann---]

11. I knew you were joking

that's why I said it.....

[SusanaMontana41]

17. I needed the levity. Thanks for the yuks. n/t

[trusty elf]

18. Hey, I'm glad you liked it!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. ROFL on both!

Perfect. As always,elf!

[trusty elf]

20. Thanks Blanche!

I just did a sort of porno Trump pic that I dare not post here.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

21. Thank you for your consideration.

That could Fock up a lot of people. Permanently.

[Quackers]

12. He doesn't need a plane

His ego is big enough to carry him anywhere.

[malaise]

14. His goons refer to his aircraft as Air Force Trump

that sums up the size of the ego

[Solly Mack]

15. Teehee!

[malaise]

16. Truly delish!

[Initech]

22. Lewis Black had a great bit about Trump on the Daily Show a while back.

"Finally a politician who's not afraid to tell the truth that he's a lying asshole!"

"Can you guess which of these gaudy palaces is Saddam Hussein's and which belongs to Donald Trump? That's a trick question, they're both Trump's!"

[trusty elf]

29. Yeah, that's funny stuff!

I've been enjoying Jon Stewart's skewering of Trump very much. Stewart is a national treasure. He'll be missed.

[DFW]

24. Of the Cayman Islands, maybe

And "Hair Force One" was already used when Bill Clinton naively delayed a takeoff of AF1 during his first year as president so he could get a haircut. After the press fried his ass for that with "Hair Force One," he wised up and scheduled subsequent his hair cuts during times that did NOT tie up major airports.

[trusty elf]

27. I do hope he gets the nomination

and then gets trounced in the election.

Now that you mention it, I vaguely recall the Clinton "Hair Force One" episode. Oh well, there's nothing new under the sun...

I still like "Hair Farce One" though. With Trump running for prez, I couldn't resist.

[Mira]

25. Tremendous - this is

a very worthy ride.
You are the best at photoshop, trusty elf. I'm always awed by your skill and wit.

[trusty elf]

28. Oh Mira, thanks,

you're most kind. I do enjoy wordplay and puns of all kinds-no matter how cringeworthy, and I try to work them in to my photoshop efforts whenever I can.

Sometimes I should probably be sent to the pun-itentiary...along with pinboy3niner.

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[Mira]

30. Get out of town...

but then...you already did that.
Shamlet is hysterically funny.

[Vinca]

26. If a Republican wins the race, I hope it's Trump. I really do.

It would be the funniest 4 years in the history of the country. Just seeing "TRUMP" on the front of the White House would keep everyone in stitches. John Stewart would probably reconsider his retirement . . . as would Letterman. It would be like a long, long acid trip.