Jeb Bush: 'Please Help Me' Understand Sharknado

[DonViejo]

Jeb Bush gave a plea for help in a video recently released by his presidential campaign. He watched "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" last night and didn't grasp the film's intricate plot.

"I think I see Ann Coulter as Vice President of the United States. It's
kinda weird. And here are sharks coming out of the sky, people are getting killed," he said. "The White House is being collapsed. The Washington monument is going down. And lo and behold Mark Cuban is President of the United States."

The third movie in the Sharknado series involves a monstrous tornado that releases sharks from Washington, D.C. to Florida.

"Please help me, give me some information about what is going on," he said in the video. "I'm culturally illiterate apparently.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jeb-bush-sharknado-campaign-video

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Tell him how important it is to watch the first two...

several times to get all the nuances.

[struggle4progress]

2. Talking point! He's the kind of guy you could go watch Sharknado with!

And afterwards you could talk about the movie with him and not feel dumb!

[hifiguy]

3. Even this guy wouldn't feel dumb next to a Bush

[NightWatcher]

4. How sure are we that Georgie was the dumb one?

And/or does saying "the smart bush" carry the same meaning as the sharpest spoon in the drawer?

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Sharknado 3 and Iraq Wars are what you get when there is a Republican in the oval office.