Right wingers have a new hero

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

Red, White, and Dumb: Actual Person Tomi Lahren Delivers Mindless Obama Rant

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/07/red-white-dumb-tomi-lahren-bizarre-obama-rant

One of life's greatest joys is watching from afar as self-proclaimed conservatives (or any number of interchangeable terms) wallow in the projectile vomit of dickishness spewing prolifically from the mouth of Donald Trump with hypocritical glee. To quote proud conservative miscreant Rick Santorum, they will "never have smart people on [their] side."

Here to ensure that Santorum's 2012 quotable retains its urgency three Trump-dumped years later, actual person Tomi Lahren delivers one of the best examples of "So this isn't a quick return to satire from Stephen Colbert?" in recent memory. I, being of sound mind and body, could easily spend hours (days!) pulling quotes and observations from the gasp-inducing clip above — but I'd rather not spoil the masterful marriage of intellectual misery and unobstructed masochism achieved when watching it for the first time without either leaping from the nearest window or vowing to never trust a human being with a TV show ever again.

[Eleanors38]

1. With her appearance, why isn't she hacking for Fox?

[B Calm]

7. She was on Fox early this morning.

[Eleanors38]

10. Ahh. You don't want blond hair like that to go to waste.

[Warren DeMontague]

2. Ann Coulter makes peoples' dogs pee on the rug when she shows up on the 4K big screen

They need someone a little less visually frightening to spew this gibberish.

[Cleita]

3. Is this her twin or cousin?

[KansDem]

4. Did anyone tell her that it was her idol, George W, who created ISIS?

WASHINGTON -- Jeb Bush isn't even an official presidential candidate yet, but he's already facing a serious challenge to his candidacy -- and it just got worse because of a 19-year-old.

"Your brother created ISIS," college student Ivy Ziedrich told Bush during a town-hall-style meeting in Reno, Nevada, on Wednesday. "ISIS" is a common name for the militant group that calls itself the Islamic State, and the "brother" in question, of course, is former President George W. Bush.

Moments earlier, the former Florida governor had been telling the audience that President Barack Obama was responsible for the rise of the militant group. But Ziedrich, a student at the University of Nevada, Reno, replied that Bush's version of history glossed over a few key events.

"You stated that ISIS was created because we don't have enough presence and we've been pulling out of the Middle East," she said. "However, the threat of ISIS was created by the Iraqi coalition authority, which ousted the entire government of Iraq. It was when 30,000 individuals who are part of the Iraqi military were forced out. They had no employment, they had no income, yet they were left with access to all the same arms and weapons."

For The Record, Yes, George W. Bush Did Help Create ISIS

Perhaps someone should fill her in...

[Smarmie Doofus]

5. Lemme guess!

#BLM?

[geek tragedy]

9. race-bait much?

you should take your seething resentment towards outspoken black people to Discussionist

[steve2470]

6. the next Sarah Palin nt

[chalmers]

8. When a crisis happens the GOP and their minions hear opportunity

and opportunity equals a lot of $$$