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Top five things Trump could have done in the Vietnam War
1. Saved an entire battalion—they could hide in his mouth.
2. Dig fox holes. This campaign shows how good he is at digging holes for himself.
3. Made a better deal than Nixon and Kissinger. (Heck anyone could have made a better deal than Nixon and Kissinger--who was probably the worst secretary of state ever--how could have you missed that fact Trump!?)
4. He’s the true agent Orange.
5. Trump would have NEVER been captured—obviously the Viet Cong would have thrown him back if they ever did catch him.
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with his hair. 
He could have sent the symbiont on his head to scout what was up ahead and report back. 
