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muriel_volestrangler

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Mon Jul 20, 2015, 10:14 AM Jul 2015

MIT "President Trump Simulations" Show 97.9% Chance of War When Trump Meets Any Foreign Official

CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari): The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) today released the results of its "President Trump Simulations." The university announced that in 97.9% of simulations, any meeting between a President Trump and a foreign official resulted in a war.
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Upon hearing the results of the MIT study, Donald Trump stated the results were "bullshit," because he will be "the best American president and diplomat ever."

Kriegerfranzen refused to release the preliminary findings of the "President Trump with Access to Nuclear Weapons Simulations," and broke into tears.

http://www.theniladmirari.com/2015/07/mit-president-trump-simulations-show.html

Spot on.
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MIT "President Trump Simulations" Show 97.9% Chance of War When Trump Meets Any Foreign Official (Original Post) muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 OP
They just THINK they're posting satire. Erich Bloodaxe BSN Jul 2015 #1
LOL! Baitball Blogger Jul 2015 #2
Sometimes satire gets a little too close to reality. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2015 #3
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