HAHAHAHA!!! El Chapo to Trump: "I'm gonna make you eat your words"

[CatWoman]

Mexico's billion dollar drugs lord known as 'El Chapo' has gloated on Twitter about his escape from a maximum security jail by taunting authorities and threatening US-presidential hopeful Donald Trump.

Joaquin Guzman, billionaire head of the powerful Sinaloa Cartel, made his jail break on Saturday morning and is on the run from Altiplano jail, 50 miles outside of Mexico City, security officials said.

His audacious escape saw him dash through the mile-long tunnel system, which led to a building under construction next to the prison - from where he collected clothes left for him by his conspirators.

But following his escape he has took to Twitter and used it to hit back at Trump, who has said that the Guzman embodies 'everything that is wrong with Mexico' and added he would 'kick his ass'.

On the account, administered by Guzman's son Ivan, the escapee reportedly wrote: 'If you keep p****** me off I'm going to make you eat your words you f****** blonde milk-s*****'.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3159344/There-s-no-jail-big-midget-Mexico-s-billion-dollar-drugs-lord-gloats-Twitter-escaping-prison-shower-block-tunnel.html#ixzz3fmtKacbH
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[randys1]

1. Is Daily Mail a reliable source?

I dont want to confuse it with Daily Caller run by that rightwing piece of shit Tucker CArlson, but is it reliable?

[unblock]

3. the daily mail is a uk publication. very reliable compared to most american publications.

i prefer the guardian, the daily mail can be a bit conservative and/or "new york post"-ish at times.

but mostly it's reliable, certainly when it comes to factual reporting.

[tblue37]

7. It is a tabloid that presents itself in a way that encourages people to confuse it with a

less tawdry newspaper.

All our MSM have gone tabloid these days, but some are worse than others. DM is a tabloid, but like other tabloids, it does get it right sometimes--as The Enquirer did with the John Edwards affair.

OTOH, "respectable" rags like the NYTimes are quite capable of printing lies and rumors without making any effort to verify their info, as in the recent sensational claims about the Clintons, based on a RWer's hit piece of a book but presented breathlessly as a huge scoop, and then qualified with a whispered "Oops!" much later.

So, as Rachel Maddow says, "Watch this space." Maybe the info will be proven accurate. It sounds plausible enough, but who knows?

[KamaAina]

12. That's why we call it the "Daily Fail"

[unblock]

2. rofl! ok, i'm color-blind, but... "blonde"?

[MADem]

13. It is the word 'guero'--which means a fair haired, fair skinned person.

It's not an insult in and of itself, but tone could easily make it so, turning it from 'blonde' into 'pale/washed out' or something on those lines. I think it is safe to say that Mr. Guzman wasn't paying "The Donald" a compliment.

For those who have some familiarity with the language, here's the bleep-free untranslated commentary--rough language ahead, fair warning:

Sigue chingando y voy hacer que te tragues todas tus putas palabras pinche guero cagaleche @realDonaldTrump

One thing I'll say for that drug dealer, he sure knows how to string some invective together in 140 characters or less!

[Fred Sanders]

27. This will need translation from an expert in Spanish...just looks convoluted in any language.

Google translator:

"And I still fucking make you swallow all your whores fucking words Guero chagaleche"

[MADem]

30. Well, not word for word, but this is how I would phrase it, pardon my ...er...french.

Again, pardon my language:


Keep fucking (with me) and I will make you swallow all your fucking peckerwood-whore-milkshit words.


Again, not word for word, but that is the sense of his remarks....

[Fred Sanders]

32. Thanks. That actually makes the most sense of anything I have heard so far, given the recent history.

Google translator is crap with slang in any language.

[MADem]

37. Yeah, you're not going to get any linguistic nuance with them at all.

Still, if you need the bathroom in a country where you don't speak the lingo, it's helpful! Keep those sentences short and plain!

There's a more, errr...offensive translation for cagaleche further down in this thread, and I tend to think that is probably accurate. I suppose the English translation would be "Santorum...?"

[JustAnotherGen]

4. If this is for real . . .

Oh laws no!

[Stallion]

6. Its a Reality Series Coming to Fox this Fall

Trump v El Chapo

[JustAnotherGen]

8. Oh my lord!

I'm glad someone out there finally told Trump to STFU!

[global1]

20. That Has The Ring Of A Wrestling Match-up.......

I'm almost thinking that Trump helped dig the tunnel for the escape. Timing is everything and Trump is 'Don King' like in promoting. And Trump has the hair thing going just like Don King. Yeah - I know Don King was a boxing promoter - but - Trump v El Chapo sounds more like a wrestling match.

[Xyzse]

5. Is On Now!

Well, should be interesting, if this gets real.

[Android3.14]

9. "blonde milk-s*****" ?

What?

[CatWoman]

10. I think he called him

a "blonde milkshake"

[KamaAina]

11. I would think "milk-sucker" would be more likely to get bleeped

[CatWoman]

15. what's a "milk sucker"??

[Fred Sanders]

17. "milk-sucker" has my vote. "What is a 10 letter word for a person turned racist by a food?" Ha!!

A Twitter war between America's number one racist villain and America's number one just escaped from custody via a mile long tunnel drug lord villain.

You could also make this stuff up but then you would be also be hopelessly addicted to a narcotic.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

21. No, he called him "caga leche" which is a homophobic slur. nt

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. I read the Spanish version. Apparently called him a "caga leche"

Which is basically, pardon my language, a jizz shitter or someone who poops ejaculate. Basically a way of calling him a f@&.

[MelungeonWoman]

31. Leche = Santorum. Oh, dear. n/t

[bravenak]

61. Omg.

[MADem]

14. Milk SHIT, is what he said!

Sort of a lactose-intolerant thing, I should imagine....!!

[herding cats]

18. I looked up the twitter feed.

He called him a Caga Leche. It's a nasty slang term in Spanish. It's homophobic and vile, but I guess it's about what one would expect from El Chapo.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

22. Exactly. nt

[herding cats]

24. I see you broke it down better than I did above.

I figured that was what he was saying, so I double checked it. It's not something we should be praising here, but people didn't know what it meant. Now they do.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

26. Yeah. I read the English version first which I admit threw me off. As

soon as I read the original I remember how I'd even used that term growing up before I knew better.

[herding cats]

29. They dropped an asterisk

Which made it more confusing for people. Like you, if I didn't already know the term I wouldn't have looked at the Spanish version to see if that was what he had said.

[Fred Sanders]

23. Interesting if the mass media will mention this at all. And how they will report it. If at all.

[herding cats]

25. Well, they won't cover it verbatim, that for sure.

If anything I think it helps bolster Trumps position, sadly. Luckily for Trump Guzman has a lot of people ahead of him on his list of people he's after.

[HipChick]

44. It's all over TMZ...

[MADem]

41. That makes sense--particularly given the cultural "machismo" veneer in that neck of the woods,

though it's rather unkind and crude, certainly.

El Chapo is certainly not the Man of the Year--he is a freaking drug lord, after all, but when one shithead does battle with another shithead, it does tend to create a climate of ... amusement.

[herding cats]

50. Oh, I agree with you.

I only mentioned what it really was saying, and that it was homophobic, so people around here would know he wasn't calling him a milkshake or a milk sucker. Worse yet, lift the actual language off the twitter feed and think it translates to milk sucker or milkshake. That could lead to some very uncomfortable moments.

[MADem]

52. I translated it as milk shit! But then, I am OLD, and that explains a lot... (hee hee).

I can understand the other meaning, though--it's just that when I am using Spanish, that kind of language does not come up in ordinary conversation; also, I'm not up on the latest slang (aside from the fact that my linguistic roots are in Spain as opposed to Mexico--though I like Mexican Spanish--it's very clear to my ear).

The "caganer" (shitter) word/concept is common in Spain (and in Napoli, Italia) as well--they put a shitter in every Christmas manger scene, often they're famous people (I always wanted a George Bush one): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

[ram2008]

16. As contemptible as Trump is, I don't think death threats are funny

Especially when they come from Cartels. They are brutal and do have resources to carry out their threats. Having them involved in our political process and threatening candidates who speak about them is very well a danger to our democracy. If our elected officials or those running for office start getting intimidated it could have effects down the line on policy and governance.

[gratuitous]

28. The Supreme Court said those aren't really threats

El Chapo merely said he was going to make Mr. T Rump eat his words, which is not an actual death threat. In Elonis v. United States, just decided this last session, online threats aren't really threats:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/02/us/supreme-court-rules-in-anthony-elonis-online-threats-case.html?_r=0

So, according to the Supreme Court, you know, legal.

[Jeroen]

33. I agree, death threats are not funny

However, I don't see the Trump vs 'El Chapo' vendetta as a direct involvement of the cartels in US politics.
Although I suspect the cartels are involved in other ways.

[Fred Sanders]

34. See post 30 for the full translation....which makes sense, contextually. Not a death threat.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

36. Not a death threat per se. But that was not a good translation either. nt

[MADem]

43. Unless The Donald chokes to death on his words, it's not really a death threat.

It's more of a vicious insult.

[stevenleser]

48. Agreed. However, if the implications in this other article are correct...

http://www.nationalmemo.com/21-questions-for-donald-trump/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=MM_frequency_six&utm_campaign=Morning+Memo+-[phone]&utm_content=B

It would serve Trump right to fall afoul of organized crime figures.

[ohheckyeah]

35. You have to be ignorant

beyond belief to threaten to kick the ass of a billionaire drug lord who just escaped from prison.

[CatWoman]

42. LOLOL!!!! Twitter ablaze with jokes

:large


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3158852/Maybe-check-Trump-hotel-Twitter-ablaze-jokes-notorious-drug-lord-escaping-Mexican-prison-revenge-Donald-s-inflammatory-remarks.html

[ohheckyeah]

45. LOL I love

the first one. Seriosly though, who threatens a powerful drug lord?

[lunasun]

59. all good ones ! why didnt he call Sheriff Joe for help? He called a Federal agency? i thought he

said the federal government is in decay or some shit .

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

38. Skip the Google translate. He said :

Sigue chingando y voy hacer que te tragues todas tus putas palabras pinche guero cagaleche @realDonaldTrump

"Keep fucking around and I'll make swallow all your fucking words you fucking jizz shitting white boy."

[bluedigger]

39. Time for a meme update, El Guapo, er Chapo, I mean.

[Holly_Hobby]

40. So if they kill Trump, that makes what Trump said true

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El Chapo just made things worse for the many good Mexican folks.

On edit, the recent race problems are the fault of cops and their guns, not Obama or Sharpton.

[bmbmd]

46. Could it be that, once again,

He is upset about something else and blaming it on Trump?

[bluedigger]

54. Who gives a rat's ass about his inner motivation?

He's a mass murderer.

[Prism]

60. Would you say I had a plethora? n/t

[Facility Inspector]

47. chale

[cabot]

49. I'm not a fan of Trump but

I can't cheer for El Chapo. He's a notorious drug dealer responsible for hundreds of deaths. I don't think it is funny this guy has escaped from jail. He's vicious and dangerous. Trump is a kitten by comparison.

[prayin4rain]

51. I agree,

except it's thousands of deaths, not hundreds. Anyone who is amused either has no clue what type of person this man is, or is sick.

I'm from Texas and love Mexican people. I was sickened and worried when Trump spewed his racist shit, but there's no evil comparison here.

[Quixote1818]

53. Agree. Thank You. nt

[840high]

55. Agree.

[CatWoman]

57. Fuck Trump

[Jester Messiah]

58. They're welcome to each other.

Sometimes the best thing a person can contribute to the world is their absence. I applaud Trump's attempt at Death-By-Druglord and wish him all success in that endeavor.

[0rganism]

56. them's fightin' words!

IT IS ON!