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underpants

(182,959 posts) Sat Jul 4, 2015, 12:13 PM Jul 2015

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom rings

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? (Original Post) underpants Jul 2015 OP

Knock. Knock. MineralMan Jul 2015 #1

Cute July 4 joke. merrily Jul 2015 #2

What do you get central scrutinizer Jul 2015 #3

RON PAUL! underpants Jul 2015 #4

MineralMan

(146,339 posts)

1. Knock. Knock.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sat Jul 4, 2015, 12:15 PM

Jul 2015

Who's there?

Lincoln

Lincoln who?

Lincoln Chafee, and I have no idea why I'm running for President. Do you know?

Because Lincoln?

OK, that'll work. President Lincoln just sounds good, doesn't it?