oh my, please caption...

[kpete]

[NYC_SKP]

1. "Watch Out! Swingin' Dingleberries!!!"

"DUCK"

[sharp_stick]

2. The benefits of a Poli Sci Degree

from Liberty University.

[Scurrilous]

28. ROFL

[Electric Monk]

3. I paid this guy $10 to steady my chair. See? I *am* a job creator.

[CTyankee]

4. "While you're down there, could you shine my shoes?"

[SunsetDreams]

5. "Gawd I sure hope I'm holding this chair right, or I'll be fired!!!"

[bluesbassman]

6. Does this peon make my ass look too big?

[SidDithers]

7. And I bet these fucking shoes cost more than I make in a week...nt

Sid

[pacalo]

8. "Please continue with your lunch...I'm just looking the place over to see how many

bulldozers I'll need."

[lpbk2713]

9. "To dream the impossible dream ... "

"To beat the unbeatable foe .. "

[Gidney N Cloyd]

10. Mitt Romney mimes impression of Time Magazine cover.

[polly7]

13. LOL !!

Whose boob, though?

[jorno67]

11. I usually have a couple of minorities to stand on...

[lunatica]

12. When I become king I will walk on the peasants so as not to get my shoes wet

[Liberal Veteran]

14. Watch me balance this mannequin in a chair while performing Russian kick dances.

[WCGreen]

15. He's so life like it's like he is almost here....

[Ian David]

16. He's waiting for the woman on the Time Magazine cover to breastfeed him...

[KansDem]

17. "Just what makes that little old ant. Think he'll move that rubber tree plant..."

[adigal]

18. Is that his idiot wife grinning on the left

at one of the peons doing good works for the King?

[adigal]

34. So true, so true. One musn't go out without one's pearls!!! n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. Somebody call OSHA.

[sadbear]

20. I love this state.

The chairs are the right height.

[NightWatcher]

21. Damn, those Disney imagineers and their animatronics

They went a made a robot for their Hall of NonPresidents and Also Rans.

[11 Bravo]

22. Dude! You need to wash those Magic Undies!

[47of74]

23. As long as you're down there kindly lick my shoes clean.

[sarge43]

24. Get ready to shake the Etch-A-Sketch

He'll be changing his story in 3...2...

[napkinz]

26. this is how they play "musical chairs" in the Republican Party

(when the party hates the last man standing/sitting)

The music stops and PULL!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

29. Chair Man Of The Bored

[Aerows]

30. Diablo 3 got released

I know it's a shock since it has been in development for eternity, but this young man will play it once he gets done suc... attending to me.

[panader0]

31. PULL THE CHAIR NOW!!

[Aerows]

32. He needed a haircut

So I benevolently gave him one.

Tomorrow I'll rip his braces out.

[mulsh]

33. Is that guy holding the chair is the same guy who breaks in Willard's

jeans?

[AsahinaKimi]

35. "Oh man some

dude just took my photo as I was tieing his laces together, I am so busted!"

[FSogol]

36. Mitt Romney Creates a Job!

The chair holder was fired after the speech and given no severance. The Federal Gvt had to come in and finance the worker's pension plan while Romney and Bain Capital realized a $32 million profit.

[Oilwellian]

37. This is what came to mind

[Johonny]

38. What is he on a newly waxes floor, built in an ice rink located in an Earthquake zone?

Dude your standing on a chair not flying into Pakistan to take out a terrorist. Show a little bit of courage.