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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSo, is Mitt Romney a Cylon or a Replicant?
Let's face it, Mitt Romney just can't pass a Turing Test. There's something a little off about him. Maybe the overly mechanical way in which he walks. Maybe it's his failed attempts to convincingly use human idioms in basic conversation. But I think that what really gives him away is his complete lack of empathy towards human beings.
Anyways, what kind of plastic man is Mitt? We've got a couple choices.
He could be a Replicant...
Or, he could be a Cylon...
What do you think?
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I think he's a Replicant! Give him a Voight-Kampff Test to be sure. | |
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I think he's a Cylon. We could have a frakking toaster for a president! | |
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Who knows? He's a skinjob! | |
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Maybe he's a Visitor from V. Can he unhinge his jaw to swallow a rat whole? | |
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(2,916 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)jp11
(2,104 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Do you make up these questions or do they write 'em down for you?
tjwash
(8,219 posts)phleshdef
(11,936 posts)IE... The Furher from Full Metal Alchemist. All he needs is a mustache and and eye patch.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)except Terminators are bigger than Mitt and speak with an Austrian accent.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)And Mitt the Shitt is Itt.
Uncle Joe
(58,524 posts)Thanks for the thread, backscatter.
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)siligut
(12,272 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Changes his positions, probably changes his shape too to fit in!
Or he could be a Cardassian.
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)My trekness is showing...I know. LOL
siligut
(12,272 posts)In part, due to the hive mind and the "resistance is futile" part. But you are right, Mitt is worse.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)"Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid."
I can hear Romney singing 'Daisy Daisy' in that lame singing voice of his.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)That's right. He's a Vogon!
"Resistance is futile!"
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)Way worse if you ask me.
Rex
(65,616 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Pathwalker
(6,600 posts)He really, really has no core!
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)How would a human woman cope with a Ken Doll husband? He'd pretty much have to have a Barbie for a wife!
Javaman
(62,534 posts)they were the hot replicants.
And as a teen, that's all that mattered. LOL
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)See the posts close to the top of this thread...