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Two Comrades to Merge into Obamalande, Says Hannity
PARIS (The Borowitz Report) The Fox News Channel reported today that French voters have followed in the footsteps of their American counterparts by electing an openly Socialist man to the office of President.
According to Fox host Sean Hannity, the two Socialist Presidents, Francois Hollande and Barack Obama, are expected to work closely together because they share a common goal: To make each of their countries the best possible version of France.
Mr. Hannity said that he anticipates the two comrades to eventually merge into one transatlantic Socialist super-president called Obamalande.
Remember, these two brothers-in-arms share a lot in common, besides being flaming Socialists, he said. They were both born outside the United States.
more . . . http://www.borowitzreport.com/
KG
(28,753 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,430 posts)As well as grampy McSame.
Rosa Luxemburg
(28,627 posts)what they are frightened of is the 1% the greedy corporations that Hannity worships.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)The republicans will elect neo-Nazi socialist Paul so Hannity will vote for Paul if r is behind his name. He should be spending time getting the Reich wing of his party lined up.
marmar
(77,114 posts)FarLeftFist
(6,161 posts)TheKentuckian
(25,035 posts)Paul is essentially an economic feudalist, putting him at serious odds with any recognizable form of socialist.
FarLeftFist
(6,161 posts)Funny funny.
spanone
(135,924 posts)MineralMan
(146,350 posts)This is great. I was fooled until I saw the link.
lukkadairish
(122 posts)the dropout......his grandparents were born outside the US, so I guess Obama has one up on him. Somebody wake me up when he has something intelligent to say.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)brettdale
(12,389 posts)Yeppers hes geting desperate.
provis99
(13,062 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,267 posts)RZM
(8,556 posts)This was commentary, not reporting. Though I didn't see the segment, I doubt that Hannity was reporting live from Paris or has anchored Fox's coverage of the French elections. Hannity is a commentator, not a reporter. Reporting and commentary aren't the same thing.
proud2BlibKansan
(96,793 posts)This is satire.
RZM
(8,556 posts)My eyebrows were raised by the Hannity birther comment, but I bought it anyway. I should have known better. I've seen the Borowitz name before, but I'm not familiar with the site. I assumed it was a media watchdog thing.
This is why i rarely post satire on the DU
patrice
(47,992 posts)MrModerate
(9,753 posts)Actual quotes and total fiction. They guy has raised self-parody to previously unseen heights.
Skittles
(153,298 posts)poor thang
George Cauldron
(14 posts)and I'm coming up blank. He's a festering boil on the ass of humanity.
saras
(6,670 posts)sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)indivisibleman
(482 posts)Wow. Such insightful and brilliant commentary Mr Hannity. I am truly impressed by your persistence in continuing to say these things when they are patently untrue. And you call yourself a Catholic? Either you aren't a Catholic or being Catholic is something other than what I thought it to be. Perhaps the Catholic church should look at excommunication for you since you are unrelenting at bearing false witness. Fear God, honor the king. Oh, I suppose you missed that part.
Grassy Knoll
(10,118 posts)not far fetched but a still a joke.
deacon
(5,967 posts)burrowowl
(17,655 posts)was a Socialist!
lpbk2713
(42,774 posts)Unlike Hannity who is, and always will be, a pathetic loser.
Chorophyll
(5,179 posts)I know it's hard to tell the difference between real Fox News and parody Fox News, but this one does happen to be parody.
Yikes.