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BROOKLYN (The Borowitz Report)Hillary Clinton has followed up the official announcement of her candidacy with a new campaign ad featuring nothing but kittens.
The sixty-second spot stars an assortment of kittenstabbies, calicoes, Siamese, and a dozen other breedsin a variety of adorable vignettes.
At various points in the advertisement, the kittens are shown playing in a sock drawer, tangled up in yarn, and chasing a duckling.
Clinton herself appears only in the final seconds of the ad, saying merely, Hi. Im Hillary.
The commercial immediately drew the wrath of the Republican National Committee chairman, Reince Priebus, who called it woefully short on substance.
Theres no mention of what Hillary Clinton would do to grow our struggling economy, fix the disaster of Obamacare, or repair our damaged reputation abroad, a visibly furious Priebus told Fox News. Its just cats.
In defense of the ad, the Clinton campaign issued the following statement: America loves kittens. Loving kittens makes America strong. Hillary is ready for kittens. Kittens are ready for Hillary. Meow meow meow meow.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/new-hillary-clinton-ad-features-just-kittens
GusBob
(7,286 posts)I mean, the nerve!!
zappaman
(20,606 posts)But are those kittens just props?
Why is Hillary Clinton ok with using kittens as props?
After the shoot, I bet they were put to sleep!
Why does Hillary Clinton hate America?
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Clearly a subliminal message.
Rex
(65,616 posts)End Times! End Times are here!
underpants
(182,830 posts)Who have willfully submitted themselves as slaves to the Nanny-state.
She clearly doesn't believe in American kitty exceptionalism. Those go-getters don't say "meow" they say "Me How?!?!"
Meow meow meow
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Unknown Beatle
(2,672 posts)Mao, as in Chairman Mao. Hillary is a communist.
Mao Mao Mao.
underpants
(182,830 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)The kittens names are Charles and David.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)leftofcool
(19,460 posts)underpants
(182,830 posts)She clearly issued a "stand down" order to them
Capt. Obvious
(9,002 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)spooky3
(34,460 posts)herding cats
(19,565 posts)I knew it! She just lost the vote of every farmer who has ducks. Stupid, stupid, stupid move on her campaigns part. And this is supposed to be the best campaign money can buy?!
This shit has got to stop!
Zorra
(27,670 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)FSogol
(45,488 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)And Boehner:
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Gosh BO looks so young in that first pic!!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Other than: he's a dangerous old nut.
brooklynite
(94,598 posts)They were probably just hired for the ad...
bvar22
(39,909 posts)The Nerve.
William769
(55,147 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)William769
(55,147 posts)You got me.
asiliveandbreathe
(8,203 posts)have the technology - can we inundate rinse with lolcats???? -
freshwest
(53,661 posts)When they should admit that the people in the first video really are average Americans! They're not moochers or people angling for 'special treatment' and that BS!
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Sorry, I am in a "cats being jerks" internet rabbithole. You're totally correct.
Meow.
A cat being a jerk!
Starry Messenger
(32,342 posts)Gender card!
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)Kitty threads are a cure for the Mondays
leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)riversedge
(70,242 posts)Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)yardwork
(61,650 posts)For those squawking that Hillary's ad has no substance, please contrast with Rand Paul's first day post-announcement.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)lol
yardwork
(61,650 posts)Stomped off the interview with one, I believe. Complete loser performance.
P.S. Don't make fun of that toupee. It's from Donald Trump's toupee's litter.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)SidDithers
(44,228 posts)sounds just like some DUers.
Sid
valerief
(53,235 posts)Libertarian guns. Or will they be LibertARYAN guns?
freshwest
(53,661 posts)So many dog whistles, yet Rand Paul (R-Weasel) denies he was for what they said.
onehandle
(51,122 posts)I am totally stealing that.
valerief
(53,235 posts)gregcrawford
(2,382 posts)Even a small amount of squee is toxic to conservatives. It can cause very painful and REALLY smelly Limbaugh-shaped boils, especially around the nether orifice from which they pull all of their "facts."
Behind the Aegis
(53,961 posts)Oh course the naysayers are already out in force:
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Who hates puppies?
brooklynite
(94,598 posts)Jackpine Radical
(45,274 posts)Sorta like union workers that way.
yallerdawg
(16,104 posts)Hope she will fund NSF/NIH research into deep-brain parasitical mind-control.
We have to find a cure!
freshwest
(53,661 posts)brooklynite
(94,598 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Our quality control person had four kittehs , one of whom was both a tabby and a calico (patches of gray stripes where black ones would normally be). So I'm trying to describe Merri to the Dunce, and he asks "What's a calico?" Well, all right, I thought, he did go to prep school in England, so maybe he thinks it's a tortoiseshell.
"What's a tabby?"
Nope. Dunce.
JDPriestly
(57,936 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)they could quit doing all these evil things they do!
asiliveandbreathe
(8,203 posts)in the most weird way...rinse has his undies in a bunch...are you kidding me...kittens are so cute rinse....meow meow meow in deed...
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)eridani
(51,907 posts)Let's see if she does it.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)qwlauren35
(6,148 posts)Not only is it exclusionary, it also signals a hawkish position. Fish, mice and birds should be very concerned about this ad. Especially mice. Very much a misunderstood and often despised species.