Obama Orders Homosexual Chemtrail Missions Over Indiana Day After “Religious Freedom Bill” Passed

[one_voice]

Homosexuality is spreading in Indiana. Only one day after Indiana Governor Mike Pence tried to protect Christian businesses from onslaughts of gay customers, it seems Obama has ordered an increase in homosexual chemtrail missions to be flown over the state.

Families awoke to horror early Friday morning, married men in a daze. One woman from Brownsburg said she woke up at 5:30 due to awkward noises coming from her husband’s office study. When she peaked in she saw him ‘looking at gay internet websites and being stimulated by them.”

The woman’s testimony matches that in other regions where homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown. The CDC estimates that for every 100 men, five are admitted gay. But recently there is a new statistic showing that an incredible 48 out of 100 men are secretly or agnostic gay.

This confusing increase in homosexuality is directly related to the homosexual chemtrail missions. The Obama Administration has turned Soviet-era bioweapons, designed to turn enemy armies gay, into an aerosol vapor whose ethyrs are very similar to crystal meth.

While the fashionable carnival glass, rainbow colored appearance is not intentional, it does serve as an almost ominous, symbolic warning go straight men: homosexuality is literally being rained down from the sky and upon them. Men are no longer in full control of their homosexuality, they are no longer free to make the choice 100% for themselves.

http://bigamericannews.com/2015/03/27/obama-orders-homosexual-chemtrail-missions-over-indiana-day-after-religious-freedom-bill-passed/

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The mists of homosexual chemtrails coalesces with natural water vapor in the sky, then eventually come closer to the ground as breathable air.

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Obama administration sanctioned Homosexual chemtrail missions are being flown over Indiana. Reports of homosexual outbreaks have increased since 0657 Eastern time. It remains unconfirmed if the plane pictured is Air Force One itself flying over Indiana and leaking homosexual-inducing chemtrails on the male population.

[William769]

1. Skinner's gonna come after you!

[one_voice]

2. I know..

[randome]

3. Old news. He's been doing that for decades.

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[RKP5637]

4. Can we get Oklahoma, Arizona and Arkansas on that list!!! n/t

[William769]

5. Don't forget TEXAS!

[RKP5637]

7. OMG, yes! Maybe we can petition the white house for more states!

[William769]

9. Works for me!

[leftofcool]

6. Ha! Ha!

[GoneFishin]

8. One application should do it. Indiana doth protest too much.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. IBTL............

[yuiyoshida]

15. me too!

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[longship]

11. Correction: They are homeopathic homosexual chemtrail emission missions.

One has to get the exact title of the Obama Evil Empire Muslim Communist Nazi African Conspiracy or one should not post about it.

I don't apologize for my pedantry. One has to either deal with precision exactitudinal rhetorical outreach, or one should just stop flapping ones fingers on connected computational or similarly typed devices.

[Archae]

12. You forgot the GMO's!

They were created by Mon"Satan," to turn us all into gay frankenfood eaters!

[longship]

13. That's MonSatan GMO Type Transylvanian Gay Frakenfood Frankfurter Eaters.

I insist on exactitudinosity.

[hopemountain]

14. look for the rainbows in the chemtrails...

something my own sister would believe.

very sad. no humor i this story, really. just sarcasm that still hurts.

[shenmue]

16. I was hoping that was the Borowitz Report!

[Adrahil]

17. It is a satire site, though... I'm almost certain....