♫ Born Brown with a Fulgencio Batista frown
The first kick I took was from Queen Elizabeth’s Crown
You end up like a dog on a team with a sled
The land of the Canuck is where I was born and bred
(Alt. You spend half your life changing Rafael to Ted)
Born near the U.S.A.
I was born near the U.S.A.
I was born near the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
Got in a little hometown jam so they glued a hockey stick into my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land to go and drink beer from a yellow can
Born near the U.S.A.
I was born near the U.S.A.
I was born near the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
Come back home to the brewery
Hiring man says "Sounds good to me, eh!"
Went down to see my RNC man
He said "son why don't you come on down "
Had a Father from a Havana town,
He swam 80 miles to Key West
where he damn near drowned.
They're still there but he had to go
He had a woman he loved in Guantanamo
Now he’s a Tea Baggin’ Preacher pulling down some major dough.
His son fresh from Harvard and he's ready to go.
Ted's out of the shadows hanging down at Liberty
Preaching hellfire, brimstone and hypocrisy
I'm ten years burning up in the Texas heat
Where I fought my way to the top of their steamin’ heap
Born near the U.S.A.
I was born near the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
I'm a Tea Party Mack daddy in the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
Born near the U.S.A.
I'm a Tea Party Mack daddy in the U.S.A. ♪
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