Cruz raises $500,000 following Liberty U speech. And Jeb ..

[misterhighwasted]

..is fundraising with Dad & GW, & charging $100,000 per couple to attend his funding events.
Says MSNBC

[Sherman A1]

1. well,

Jeb's events are a bit out of my price range....

[misterhighwasted]

6. Wonder if it comes with a meal?

Probably a separate charge if you want to eat.

[Atman]

8. There is a Common Core menu.

Everyone must have Chicken Kiev. But you must order by first explaining which came first, the chicken or the egg, and then detail the incubation process. Then give the history of Russia, followed by an explanation of how heat cooks food, and the relationship of said cooked food to your server, and the economics behind the minimum wage as it relates to the service industry. If you don't do it correctly, you don't eat.

[misterhighwasted]

10. Haahaa..that's funny. Figures for that criminal family

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. LU must've made the students cough up a contribution

or else be fined.

[misterhighwasted]

7. No doubt ! Maybe Dad's super duper megalomaniac Church donated

[global1]

3. What A Waste Of Money......nt

[rickford66]

4. Good

The more money Cruz accumulates will be less for the actual GOP nominee. Cuze you know he'll keep it for himself.

[underpants]

5. That's why he announced so early. Cruz is low on funds.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

9. The Bush family is determined to finally do America in

and they won't let an upstart like Cruz stand in their way to carry out the family mission.