Ted Cruz Would Be Very Bad News For Gays, If He Were President LOL
(the comments at the end are worth the read!)
IMAGINE if Ted Cruz was president of the gays
Ted Cruz Would Be Very Bad News For Gays, If He Were President LOL
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Presenting Ted Cruz, your new president of the gays!
Canadian Ted Cruz declared his candidacy for emperor of the US Americas today, having decided that the best way to run a presidential campaign is to blow your load really early, like a teenage girl trying to be the first say “FIRST!!!” in a Perez Hilton comment thread. He, of course, did his premature ejaculation announcement speech at Dead Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, the only known educational institution to have the distinction of being the safety school you go to if you can’t get into University of Phoenix. Speechifying at Liberty is a surefire dogwhistle, when you want to reassure hateful, stupid idiots that you are just as hateful and stupid as they are. Falwell, after all, famously blamed the gays, the abortionists and the ACLU for 9/11.
The human boll weevils Ted Cruz counts as fans hate The Gays, that is one of their Pet Rocks, so let’s look at what Cruz thinks about the LGBTs. You will be surprised to learn that President Cruz, who won Wonkette’s 2014 Legislative Shitmuffin award, would be Not Good for the gays! Let’s look at his record, such as it is:
Ted Cruz would like to fix the Constitution so that federal judges are no longer allowed to gay America up. He erroneously believes that he can just make an amendment happen that says that the Supreme Court and their libtard judiciary minions simply are not allowed to rule on the gay issue. Hey, it will not ever happen, but the dumbasses donating to his unsecure website don’t know that.
Along those same lines, Cruz would like to make sure that the good states — the Jesus ones that take so much more federal money than they give, which would have already fallen into the Gulf of Mexico if liberal states like New York and California didn’t subsidize their very existence — don’t gotta recognize no dirty gross gay marriages from other states.
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