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skip fox

(19,360 posts) Tue Mar 24, 2015, 11:10 AM Mar 2015

"Every day will be Christ's day in MY White house!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!

Ted ("Rather Fed than Dead&quot

Cruz is saying: "And in my White House there's going to be one rule and one rule only: It's Yahweh or the highway!!!. . . Get it?"

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"Every day will be Christ's day in MY White house!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2015 OP

The only thing I want from Ted Cruz is a delicious Big Boy hamburger. Erose999 Mar 2015 #1

tremendous! big_dog Mar 2015 #11

Mr. Haney goes to Washington yuiyoshida Mar 2015 #12

"If I was a woman, I betja I'd have headlights out to here!" skip fox Mar 2015 #2

Pssst, Carnival Cruz, it's not YOUR White House. City Lights Mar 2015 #3

Praise God for Mammon! Trillo Mar 2015 #4

"People talk about a compassionate Christ and liberals skip fox Mar 2015 #5

"Your school is on fire and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I am so sorry." randome Mar 2015 #6

Go back to Canada jerk, we don't need a reich wing pope workinclasszero Mar 2015 #7

Jesus Weeps rurallib Mar 2015 #8

He'll be busy laying hands on millions of us after the ACA repeal. n/t Orsino Mar 2015 #9

"Listen, folks, ISIS is goi9ng to be easy. Just nobody tried the right thing. skip fox Mar 2015 #10

I would like to remind the audience we will taser your ass if you try to leave the hall Johonny Mar 2015 #13

Erose999

(5,624 posts)

1. The only thing I want from Ted Cruz is a delicious Big Boy hamburger.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 11:31 AM

Mar 2015

big_dog

(4,144 posts)

11. tremendous!

Reply to Erose999 (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 03:09 PM

Mar 2015

k&r

yuiyoshida

(41,871 posts)

12. Mr. Haney goes to Washington

Reply to Erose999 (Reply #1)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 03:11 PM

Mar 2015

skip fox

(19,360 posts)

2. "If I was a woman, I betja I'd have headlights out to here!"

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 11:56 AM

Mar 2015

City Lights

(25,171 posts)

3. Pssst, Carnival Cruz, it's not YOUR White House.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 11:57 AM

Mar 2015

It's OUR White House. Fucker.

Trillo

(9,154 posts)

4. Praise God for Mammon!

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 12:33 PM

Mar 2015

The righteous have triumphed!

skip fox

(19,360 posts)

5. "People talk about a compassionate Christ and liberals

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 12:55 PM

Mar 2015

want to make Him into a patsy, a push-over, all little children and love. But they don't remember the other Christ, the real Christ!. The Christ of Tough Love and "an eye for an eye" and "praise the Lord and pass the ammunition." That's the Christ we need now, a Ronald Reagan Christ!!!!!"

randome

(34,845 posts)

6. "Your school is on fire and there's nothing anyone can do about it. I am so sorry."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 01:00 PM

Mar 2015

[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]

workinclasszero

(28,270 posts)

7. Go back to Canada jerk, we don't need a reich wing pope

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 01:00 PM

Mar 2015

in the white house and take your anti-american theocracy lovers with you!

Especially your foaming at the mouth, insane in the brain daddy!

rurallib

(62,478 posts)

8. Jesus Weeps

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 01:21 PM

Mar 2015

Orsino

(37,428 posts)

9. He'll be busy laying hands on millions of us after the ACA repeal. n/t

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 01:22 PM

Mar 2015

skip fox

(19,360 posts)

10. "Listen, folks, ISIS is goi9ng to be easy. Just nobody tried the right thing.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Mar 24, 2015, 03:00 PM

Mar 2015

I plan by starting a filibuster in their Senate. Then shutting down their entire operation until I can get their funds sequestered, then have Fox News investigate the Mullahs or whatever, until they're ready to accept out terms. . . . Why has no one ever thought of this, I'd like to know."

Johonny

(20,945 posts)

13. I would like to remind the audience we will taser your ass if you try to leave the hall