So...if the elections were held today who would you vote for to...

[LynneSin]

be the driver of the GOP Clown Car!!!

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	Ted Cruz - Canadian Born guy who wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him in the face
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	Rand Paul - Guy who wants to rule the country based on a book of fiction and it wasn't even a good book of fiction and what's worse - she collected government handouts too.
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	Dr Ben Carson - Yeah he's a doctor and I heard it was from Harvard but he still denies all science is real
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	Jeb Bush - Because after electing 2 other Bushes to the White House to totally wreck the economy we could try one more??!!
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	Scott Walker - the only idiot who would drop out of college weeks before graduation who could turn a great Union State into a Welfare State. Could he do the same for the rest of America?
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	Sarah Palin - on the bright side she'll probably quit in 2018. Let's hope she picks a decent VP
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	Donald Trump - Because the best person to turn around our Economy and advise us on Family Values should be a man with 4 Bankrupcies and 3 Marriages and an unidentified creature living on his scalp.
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	Rick Santorum - What's a good clown car without the man from Virginia overwhelmingly dumped by Pennsylvania voters who does realize that running a country on Old Testament Laws isn't much better than what is happening in the Middle East
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	Mitt Romney - because you know he's going run even if he will have at least 5 more press conferences saying he isn't going to run
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	Other because what is a good poll without an other! But gives us a good answer as to why!
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[LynneSin]

1. I should have put Chris Christie in there

I had friends in NJ wonder why they couldn't get their highways plowed after the snowstorm - I told them it was because those highways weren't in Iowa.

[Adam051188]

2. kermit the frog

At least if it's a real puppet it won't seem as disingenuous

[Matrosov]

3. David Duke

David Duke, because he'd be the most honest Republican

[Scootaloo]

4. Herman Cain. I miss that guy, and his weird head dent

[LynneSin]

5. But we have Dr. Ben 'Obamacare is like Slavery' Carson for you