"And I'll put Sarah Palin on my cabinet as Secretary of Intelligence!" Come CAPTION Scott Walker!

[skip fox]

Scott ("Clear as the glass in my sister's lobotomy&quot Walker is saying: "Listen, Steve, just because I'm anti-abortion, want to close down Planned Parenthood, scoff at family leave requests in worker negotiations, and am against so-call equal-pay laws, doesn't mean I'm anti-woman! . . . Far from it! . . . I'm pro-baking and washing dishes, for instance, keeping the baby clean, and even bridge clubs. . . . I don't know where my critics come up with their ideas sometimes!"

[left-of-center2012]

1. "A woman's place is in the home ....

... chained to the bedpost."

[Takket]

2. "my plan to help the poor stay warm? Burning these tools of Satan on the shelf behind me"

[randome]

3. "Can I give you a noogie? Just a little one? Great. Now I'll make you Secretary of State."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.[/center][/font][hr]

[Johonny]

4. I'd just like everyone to know that it was my idea for Ted Cruz to announce on Monday

and I will totally be supporting his decision to accept my advice up until when I declare that I am running too and then screw Ted Cruz.

[skip fox]

5. "Democrats won't say 'tax cut' even

if you squeeze their t*t!"