Craziest White House petition I have seen yet

[marym625]

I went to check how many signatures on the petition to charge the 47 Senators under the Logan Act. There are a few but the one that took off has, as of this moment, 242,432 https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/file-charges-against-47-us-senators-violation-logan-act-attempting-undermine-nuclear-agreement/NKQnpJS9

While looking for it I found some out there petitions but this takes the cake:

we petition the obama administration to:
Denounce WHITE GENOCIDE DENIAL

ALL White countries and ONLY White countries are being flooded with third-world non-Whites, and Whites are forced by law to integrate with them so as to “assimilate,” i.e. intermarry and be blended out of existence.

Massive immigration and forced assimilation is genocide when it’s done in Tibet, and it’s genocide when it’s done in White countries, by UN Convention:

“Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.”

And yet, when White Genocide isn’t being justified in our country, it’s being denied!

Mr. Obama, it’s your duty as President to awaken a nation that is in denial!

White Genocide deniers say they’re anti-racist. What they are is anti-White.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-White.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/denounce-white-genocide-denial/Qd49yJ8B

Just goes to show you, we still have freedom of speech, no matter how whacked out it is.

[world wide wally]

1. Just put it in front of McCain. He'll sign it

He said he signs lots of things all the time.

[yewberry]

2. Well, there is a snowstorm to consider, after all. nt

[marym625]

12. so true!

Must get out of DC.

I can't wait for WH response to the Logan Act petition

[marym625]

3. Good idea - doesn't matter what he signs,

Guess putting your signature to something is now meaningless.

[chalmers]

4. The UFO woo woos get their petitions up there all the time

There is a guy who lobbies for UFO true believers and he's had like 10 petitions up on the We the People site. He put one up when it first came out and the requirement was only 5000 signatures. He got that and the White House had to answer his petition.

[marym625]

6. OMD!

What was the response?

Yeah, I remember when it was only 5000 needed. I'm sure there more than a few that were out there.

[chalmers]

10. "Searching for ET, But No Evidence Yet"

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/response/searching-et-no-evidence-yet


Official White House Response to Immediately disclose the government's knowledge of and communications with extraterrestrial beings and 1 other petition
Searching for ET, But No Evidence Yet

By Phil Larson

Thank you for signing the petition asking the Obama Administration to acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.

The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye.

However, that doesn't mean the subject of life outside our planet isn't being discussed or explored. In fact, there are a number of projects working toward the goal of understanding if life can or does exist off Earth. Here are a few examples:

SETI—the Search for ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence—was originally stood up with help from NASA, but has since been moved to other sources of private funding. SETI's main purpose is to act as a giant ear on behalf of the human race, pointing an array of ground-based telescopes towards space to listen for any signal from another world.
Kepler is a NASA spacecraft in orbit that's main goal is to search for Earth-like planets. Such a planet would be located in the "Goldilocks" zone of a distant solar system—not too hot and not too cold—and could potentially be habitable by life as we know it. The Kepler mission is specifically designed to survey our region of the Milky Way galaxy to discover Earth-sized, rocky planets in or near the habitable zone of the star (sun) they orbit.
The Mars Science Laboratory, Curiosity, is an automobile-sized rover that NASA is launching soon. The rover's onboard laboratory will study rocks, soils, and other geology in an effort to detect the chemical building blocks of life (e.g., forms of carbon) on Mars and will assess what the Martian environment was like in the past to see if it could have harbored life.

A last point: Many scientists and mathematicians have looked with a statistical mindset at the question of whether life likely exists beyond Earth and have come to the conclusion that the odds are pretty high that somewhere among the trillions and trillions of stars in the universe there is a planet other than ours that is home to life.

Many have also noted, however, that the odds of us making contact with any of them—especially any intelligent ones—are extremely small, given the distances involved.

But that's all statistics and speculation. The fact is we have no credible evidence of extraterrestrial presence here on Earth.

Phil Larson works on space policy and communications at the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy

Relevant Links:

SETI
NASA Kepler Mission
NASA Mars Science Laboratory

[marym625]

11. I can't stop laughing!

Can you imagine having to write this? Can you see the WH administration saying, "Damn, who are we going to get to answer these crazies?"

It was an awesome response.

Thanks for this!!

[MannyGoldstein]

38. Liars! The evidence is in plain site!

Only the ignoramuses who rely on the MSM don't realize that the other ones are among us.

[lovemydog]

48. The President's comments on aliens, last night on Jimmy Kimmel:

[anotojefiremnesuka]

5. When will these idiots figure out that white people in the world are already a MINORITY

White people are only 18% of the total world population and declining.

Do they think the non whites are going to suddenly take over and pass laws that take away white folks votes or create ghettos for whites and make all whites live in them or non whites are going to start lynching uppity whites or maybe have whites legally declared the property of their nonwhite masters or something?

F-ing racist asshats.

[marym625]

8. They'll never accept the truth

That would be going against their white, racist god.

Gotta say, I feel like there are suddenly quite a few Charlie Mansons around

[hifiguy]

7. Nice to see that the fly-eating loony brigade

has been heard from.

[marym625]

9. LMFAO!

That's hilarious!!!

was that Barry Fitzgerald outside on the bench?

[LiberalElite]

13. I did the math, and

so far they have 183 signers, which is 0.001833355% of the total needed, 100,000.

[marym625]

14. LMAO!

Oh my god that's hilarious!

We all may disagree now and then but the people on DU have the best sense of humor!

Thanks for the laugh!

[LiberalElite]

41. They're up to - wait for it -

190!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marym625]

43. Oh no!

The President has to be wringing his hands over this one! FINALLY having to admit to white genocide!

[Wella]

15. Sounds like a prank--or someone hit the bottle a little hard before posting.

[marym625]

16. The petition?

There are some really crazy petitions out there. .I'm sure the person that wrote it is serious. Just a crazy racist pig.

[Wella]

17. Yes. It appears to have been written by someone impaired by alcohol.

I wonder how many people actually post petitions while drinking.

[marym625]

18. That would be fun to find out

I am sure more than a few.

I didn't think impaired by alcohol though. I figured just not playing with a full deck. Or all the necessary brain cells.

[Wella]

19. It could be either one. :)

And, yes, some researcher is going to have to figure out the percentage of drunken petitions. S/he should publish the results online and put up some of the nuttier ones.

[marym625]

20. That would be a fun read!

WH craziest petitions, volume one!

Someone has to do that!

[Wella]

21. If I had the time....

We could read it with a glass of wine.

[marym625]

22. There ya go

We could start a new forum on DU. WH Petition Classics. Hosted by Frazier Thomas III. (I don't know if there is one but since he's dead...)

I was thinking, maybe I should do it. Could be a best seller. Ya never know.

[Wella]

25. I'd join that forum.

[marym625]

26. It would be a cool forum!

[Wella]

27. Here's a start:

http://www.rd.com/slideshows/8-wacky-we-the-people-petitions-that-actually-got-signatures/

Update Our National Anthem!

What it's about: Swap one national treasure for another: R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)"
Why we need it: America deserves a song where Beyonce (or whomever) can belt out "Toot toot/ Beep Beep" at the World Series opener.
Signatures still needed: 88,526 by April 2nd
Add your voice?

Read more: http://www.rd.com/slideshows/8-wacky-we-the-people-petitions-that-actually-got-signatures/#ixzz3UEmgsK25

...

Make America Macho Again!

What it's about: Immortalize "Macho Man" Randy Savage with a May 20th holiday.
Why we need it: "No matter if you knew him from Slim Jim commercials or his wrestling career, you felt a deep connection with Savage"—likely rivaled only by Hulk Hogan himself.
Signatures still needed: 95,406 by April 4th

Read more: http://www.rd.com/slideshows/8-wacky-we-the-people-petitions-that-actually-got-signatures/#ixzz3UEmrKTT8

http://www.newser.com/story/158843/11-weird-white-house-petitions.html

Death star: This one calls for the construction of, yes, a death star by 2016. If you didn't see any of the Star Wars films, the Huffington Post explains that this would be an "inter stellar weapon of unimaginable destruction." (4,722 signatures as of today.)

Military pockets: Members of the military service "respectfully request the President of the United States to restore our sacred right to place our hands in our pockets—on or off duty." (4,008)
Nationalize Twinkie industry: "... to prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center." (3,998)
Fark party: President Obama should attend a Fark.com party, or, failing that, at least have a beer with Drew Curtis, founder of the weird-news aggregator. (1,165)
Shut down the petition site: It's pretty much a joke, and the White House responses are "ultimately worthless" anyway. (933)

[lovemydog]

45. "No matter if you knew him from Slim Jim commercials

or his wrestling career, you felt a deep connection with Savage"

Comedy gold.

[hifiguy]

23. That would be guaranteed comedy gold.

[marym625]

24. I may have to start grabbing some

I agree!

[arcane1]

29. Hell, I may grab some wine and start one!

(Not really. I take the petition process seriously, though I laugh at the crazies who take it TOO seriously )

[marym625]

32. Yes, I do as well

At least the white house petitions. You're asking for a response from the President. That's a big deal to me.

But we can't stop the crazies. So, mocking is the next best thing.

I am obviously not talking about people who are actually mentally ill. I mean the racist whack jobs.

[Wella]

31. Here's my favorite:

http://theweek.com/articles/469839/11-ridiculous-white-house-petitions

10. Transfer funds from the drug war to fund the research and development of the genetic engineering of domestic cat girls

We believe that the genetic engineering of cat girls could be potentially beneficial for the economy and an effective for use as domestic house servant. The money being used to fight the drug war is effectively pointless. We could be using this money to fund other much more important things such as the genetic engineering of cat girls for domestic use. The government could then sell these genetic household workers to boost the economy and try to further decrease the national debt. They could be used around the house so that the homeowners could pursue jobs to also boost the economy.

Total signatures: 838

[marym625]

33. oh.my.fucking.dog.

That's so out there I don't even have a witty response.

Oh my god!

[Wella]

34. I found another one--a little less wacky

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/appear-unprofessional-fridays-and-play-video-game-february-13th-while-he-visiting-san-francisco/MT4WlgPv

we petition the obama administration to:
appear on Unprofessional Fridays and play a video game on February 13th while he is visiting San Francisco.

We would like the President to join our internet show Unprofessional Fridays. He could appear for as long as he would like, depending on his schedule. If he's interested, he can pick any video game to play or use his time to speak about any topic that he'd like to get across to our fans. Our office is in the Financial District of downtown San Francisco, and we can be flexible in regards to timing. If needed, my boss Jeffrey Gerstmann can pick him up and provide transportation (he has a four-door in case you need space for Secret Service).

Published Date: Feb 12, 2015

[marym625]

35. LMAO!

Oh man! I was reading that thinking, why don't they just call and try to schedule something? Then I got to the, "my boss can pick him up. ." And I haven't stopped laughing

[Wella]

36. I loved that line!

The car seats 4 so there's room for the Secret Service!

[marym625]

37. absolutely cracked me up!

I have to believe he was joking. Funny either way but I sure hope it was just being facetious.

[lovemydog]

46. Alrighty then. Domestic cat girls it is.

I'd love for the President to answer one by replying: 'Okay. Just kidding.'

[Kath1]

28. We really need to object to this kind of shit in every way we can.

Racism and sexism should have no place in 2015.

We should be FAR beyond this type of "thinking" by now.

[marym625]

30. True

I don't think there is any way to find out who starts a petition.

Though you are obviously, correct.

Since I can't tell the person, I do want to mock them

[lovemydog]

47. Let's start a petition!

j/k

[LiberalElite]

42. and at least one of them is in

very blue, and very diverse, NYC (where I am) GAG

[marym625]

44. Unfortunately, we can't actually keep red people out of blue states.

Or move all the blue people out of the red states.

That's it! We have a new petition! Keep red people out of blue states and move all blue people to the blue state of their choice! We'll change the world!

[MannyGoldstein]

39. Lee Mercer, Jr. will get right on it

once he's in office.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/lee-mercer-jr-is-already-running-ads-for-the-next

[marym625]

40. Wow!

Well we will just have to start campaigning for this dude! What could possibly go wrong? I mean it's a patented, computerized government! We can just do away with Congress and SCOTUS!



Thanks for the smile first thing in the morning!

[spanone]

49. stupid is as stupid does

[marym625]

50. +100