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One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin . As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin to jump. ("fixin" in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action).
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids.
She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, Well, bless your heart! - You just go ahead and jump..
you little Yankee - Obama lovin' - Democrat Bastard. Youre holding up traffic"."
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From facebook, source unknown (Original Post)
MoonRiver
Oct 2014
OP
Republicans & humor: going together like chinchillas and skee-ball since 1861
PeaceNikki
Oct 2014
#5
Sheldon Cooper
(3,724 posts)1. Hilarious.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)2. Oh, a "joke" about urging a Democrat to commit suicide!! HAHAHAHAHA
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)3. It was actually a joke about how Republicans think.
And the guy did not self identify as a Democrat, but never mind.
treestar
(82,383 posts)4. Conservative "humor"
Unfunny as usual.
PeaceNikki
(27,985 posts)5. Republicans & humor: going together like chinchillas and skee-ball since 1861
sawdust
(199 posts)6. she was probably on her way home
from church...
Seriously!
Dreamer Tatum
(10,926 posts)7. The sourpuss responses to this gentle joke
are funnier than the joke.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)8. Indeed. nt