Rand Paul Takes Bite of Burger, Hears Questioner Is a DREAMer, Flees While Still Chewing

[Garthem]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/08/05/rand_paul_takes_bite_of_burger_hears_questioner_is_a_dreamer_flees_while.html

[liberal N proud]

1. It isn't like he was obvious or anything

Maybe he had to go spit out the burger because it was bad.



The real show is the video with King, what an ass!

[Garthem]

2. Paul wants to be POTUS

Do we really want him dealing with Putin???

[KansDem]

3. If he gets any more bad hamburgers...

He'll be "Pukin' with Putin."

[Garthem]

5. I don't think the hamburger was the reason he bolted

[KansDem]

8. Then he'd say, "Vladimir, I'm outta-here!"

Yeow! Look at Paul haul!

[muntrv]

4. Hey, maybe it's because Steve King farted!

[progressoid]

7. Here's her "conversation" with ole Steve...

#t=86

[Raine1967]

11. What a condescending a**hole King is.

he's racist, condescending assknob.

[progressoid]

18. And so are the people that vote for him.

I went to one of his townhall meetings once. I think I was the only Democrat there.

It was scary. Brainwashed, fundamentalist, angry, idiots. And they vote.

[Cha]

26. The upside is that this is on video for all the Dreamers to see and those who care about Dreamers,

Raine.

[arcane1]

16. Disrupting townhalls is what idiot teabaggers do

Since they don't have, you know, actual ideas.

[Cali_Democrat]

6. Coward!!!

Unreal!!

[FLyellowdog]

9. King kept asking..."You do understand the English language?"...

What a bigot.

[Garthem]

10. King's idiocy is not the point of this thread, Paul's cowardice is

For precisely the reason that the Senator is a leading contender for his party's presidential nomination in 2016. King is an asshole who has gone as far as he's ever gonna go!

[Raine1967]

12. Brave Sir RandPaul:

[Garthem]

21. Loved that movie!

And the Flying Circus.

[catbyte]

13. Yup, Evil Eddie Haskell certainly is bagger presidential material, all right.

In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon."

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. See? This is why Rand wants people banned from lunch counters n/m

[Blue Owl]

17. When it comes to Whoppers, have it your way, Rand

n/t

[mfcorey1]

19. He almost choked when they said who they are! Then he hightailed it out of there.

[Cha]

27. We know his hearing is good. Bam!.. He's the fuck outta there.. just love his being caught

on camera.. rushing out of there like the slithering coward he is.

[DRoseDARs]

20. To his credit, Rand is a smart man. Steve, otoh, is profoundly stupid.

Rand knew, just KNEW, this was going to go badly and the only winning move was not to play.

[Garthem]

22. So, what does President Paul do when the infamous 3 AM call comes?

Ask the Canadians to take care of it? Or maybe Iceland?

[DRoseDARs]

23. Wake up in a cold sweat, shivering with fear. Then curse because he...

Will. Never. Be. President.

[Cha]

25. Rand Paul looks like a coward to me who has been caught plagiarizing in the past and who infamously

stated..



Lying Works, Senator? Is he dumbing himself down for the masses?

[Cha]

24. Oh, but the fucking coward said he "was late for an appointment.. fucking rand paul is a

plagiarist and a Liar.. and those who buy his shite are suckers.



Brilliant gif.. he can lie all he wants but this is the proof .. freaking asshole.

Muchas Gracias, Garthem

[Garthem]

28. Por favor, de nada, no hay porqué Cha

Now, I either just said "You're most welcome" or "You slew the dragon inefficiently."

[Cha]

29. Bienvenidoes a DU, Garthem..

[Garthem]

30. Thank You

(playing it safe and sticking to English on this one)

[Rex]

32. Where is this interview at!?

I despise Rand Paul with every fiber in my being.

[Rex]

31. So where is this interview at then Rand!?

What a fucking liar!