Take the Religious Nutter quiz!
Courtesy of Dromedary Hump at the Atheist Camel. Yes,yes, I know many of you aren't atheists, but probably few DU-ers are religious fanatics, so you too can take this fun quiz. You guess the religion and political party of the speaker. Some gems:
1. Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nations moral decay.
2. If babies had guns, they wouldnt be aborted.
3. What I am saying is that
.what we need to do is defund the executive branch, number one
4. "I am suspect [of the World Cup games] because, here's the thing. Why, at a time when there are so many national and international issues of such prominence -- I'm a little suspicious of yet another bread-and-circus routine. Let's roll out the marijuana, pull back the laws, and get people even more crazy about yet another entertainment event.
There are six more here. Answers in the comment section. (Hint: the political party should be really easy!)