Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

[Cooley Hurd]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
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[WhiteTara]

1. That was some powerful drug he injested.

Okay...speculation; but I'll bet not too far off the mark. I hope he finds healing all around.

[MrScorpio]

35. Drugs? No, I'm thinking depression or mental illness

The guy went by the name "Christ Bearer," not to mention no sign of drugs being involved so far. Witnesses have all denied that there were any hard drugs involved. http://www.examiner.com/article/andre-johnson-wu-tang-affiliated-rapper-cuts-off-penis-jumps-off-balcony I wouldn't be surprised if he had any cannabis in his system… But when ever did cannabis cause someone to behave like this?

[WhiteTara]

38. Depression doesn't cause one to dismember themselves, so

I'll go for mental illness with some really strong trigger! Yikes. I hope he get the help he needs.

[LoisB]

2. Ok, I'm old. Who is Andre Johnson?

[madokie]

3. The guy with a severed penis

[Jesus Malverde]

4. OMG...thread win....DUZY!

[madinmaryland]

10. Huh? Andre Penis severed his johnson??

[madokie]

11. LOL

I know its not good form to laugh at a guy who for whatever reason cut his tally whacker off but I can't seem to quit

[arely staircase]

18. who jumps off buildings nt

[Historic NY]

28. Bankers mostly.

[Journeyman]

5. A troubled man . . .

[lame54]

6. Now he's just called Andre

[madokie]

7. Andre who squats to pee

[Arkana]

42. I laughed. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[seabeyond]

8. i see the jokes are flying so i will say.... i am sad.

that for whatever reason this man is experiencing this in the here and now. i hope he gets better.

[IronLionZion]

45. +1 nt

[randome]

9. Damn! That's the third sever-my-penis-and-jump-off-the-roof event this week!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Aspire to inspire.[/center][/font][hr]

[Raine1967]

12. This man worked with Wu-Tang Clan, no?

I hope he recovers and I feel really badly about this.

and yes,

[arely staircase]

20. probably not as bad as he does right now. nt

[Raine1967]

24. Shite, you got that right!

Even *I AM* crossing my legs.

[LittleBlue]

13. Johnson, eh? Unfortunate name for a eunuch

Poor Andre. Lost his penis and now the butt of jokes.

[arely staircase]

21. hey, not many people have executed the flying bobbit successfully

a very difficult trick.

[LittleBlue]

22. "flying bobbit"

[Hekate]

30. Oh dear god, you went there and now you win a DUzy

poor crazy drugged-out guy, but but but
God's gonna get me for laughing....

[catnhatnh]

39. Let's see....

9.8, 9.7, 9.9, 9.8, and a disappointing 7.6 from the Russian judge.....

[SidDithers]

14. Detachable Penis...

Sid

[arely staircase]

15. ill concieved and poorly executed. nt

[Hekate]

31. No more conceiving for him, I'm afraid. nt

[TwilightGardener]

16. Somebody had to go find the penis.

And put it in a baggie. And probably thought, "They don't pay me enough for this bullshit."

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Or, "ah, not again!"

Fucking Los Angeles, man.

[mahina]

37. Oh DU.

I love you so.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Did Johnson leave said Johnson on the roof?

What an odd sequence of events.

[kwassa]

23. Now, Andre Ex-Johnson.

My guess: PCP.

[boston bean]

25. That is just awful. I hope he recovers and they can re-attach.

[Arkana]

26. Well that's uh...that's a thing. A thing that happened.

[struggle4progress]

27. Please don't try this at home, folks

[Warren DeMontague]

32. Yeah, some activities sound superficially tempting, but should be strongly cautioned against

this however is not one of them

[struggle4progress]

33. You'd think -- but in reality I'm never sure what will seem a good idea to various people

[Warren DeMontague]

34. I do hope he recovers quickly. In all seriousness, it sucks.

Horrible, and one wonders what substances- for sure, that was probably a part of it- were involved.

[struggle4progress]

36. It apparently seemed to him a good idea at the time, whatever the reason

Having the lights on when nobody's home isn't always a happy experience

[rug]

29. His next song will rhyme sever with never.

[AngryAmish]

40. ..

[NCTraveler]

41. I hope he finds the help he needs.

This is just horrible. What has brought him to the point that he mutilated that part of his body?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

43. Bath salts? nt

[bunnies]

44. He literally went off half-cocked.

That's got to be a first!